Tiger is divorced now and trying to repair everything that went wrong. So in golf terms the world is willing to give you a mulligan.
But you have to prove to us, that you are rehabilitated.
1) Win a couple tournaments without cursing out the photographers and gallery.
2) Smile in a couple interviews and press conferences. But most of all...
3) Find a nice young lady and stay away from those adult film stars.
Here's a list to get you started of relatively nice girls that might be open to seeing you.