Wrestlemania 27 Dream Celebrity Match-Ups

Rodney SouthernCorrespondent IAugust 18, 2010

LANDOVER, MD - AUGUST 13:  Albert Haynesworth #92 of the Washington Redskins warms up before the preseason game against the Buffalo Bills at FedEx Field on August 13, 2010 in Landover, Maryland.  (Photo by Greg Fiume/Getty Images)
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Most wrestling fans look upon the celebrity portions of Wrestlemania each year with disdain.  They hate the break in action, and usually their dread is well founded. 

Very few Wrestlemania celebrity connections are very good at all.  

After looking back through the various celebrity Wrestlemania angles, however, I think I know why—the celebrity angles are with the wrong wrestlers.

Here are some dream match ups I think would be great for Wrestlemania 27:

Lindsay "Lilo" Lohan versus CM "Straight Edge" Punk

CM Punk is all about no drinking, no drugs and the straight edged lifestyle.  Lindsay is all about getting wasted regardless of the cost.  When you put the two together in the middle of the ring, you have pure WWE entertainment.  

I expect that Lilo will take the upper hand first, however, due to CM Punk being dazzled by her ankle alarm bracelet.  

After hitting Lilo with multiple "go to sleep" finishing moves, Punk will be frustrated that it only makes Lilo giddy and suddenly want a cocktail. Lohan will take advantage of this momentary frustration to hit Punk with her purse which is loaded with a half gallon of Grey Goose, knocking Punk out cold.

Lohan will lose by count out fifteen seconds later, however, as she forgets to cover Punk for the win before leaving the ring and partying with the crowd.

Kate Gosselin versus Jon Gosselin

Just give them some boxing gloves and let them go at it. Kate would knock out Jon in about 45 seconds.

Then Jon would sue Kate for breaking his tooth.

Then Kate would sue Jon for faking his tooth being knocked out.

Then Jon would sue for custody of said tooth.

Then Kate would sue for…aww never mind.

It just would not be worth it.

Octomom versus Beth Phoenix

This one is just for giggles.

Mel Gibson Versus Beth Phoenix

(See Octomom comment above)

Justin Bieber Versus Hornswaggle

Come on guys. Tell me this would not be hilarious. Really. Think about it.

Albert Haynesworth Versus The Big Show

You do not have to be a Redskins fan to want this guy to step into the ring with someone even bigger than he is for a lesson.  Big Show could teach cry baby Haynesworth a thing or two in a hurry.

This is my own little short list of potential Wrestlemania 27 celebrity match-ups. Who has more to share?