SATIRE - A recent study by scientists, who apparently don't have anything more important to be studying, shows that on Facebook, Nick Saban has more followers from the state of Alabama than God does. Pretty amazing, isn't it?
One scientist went so far as to say Alabama would go 0-12 this year, but that is unlikely. Others have claimed Saban will be struck by lightning, but after screaming the "G-D" word on TV enough, you would think that if lightning would strike anytime, it would be the Rose Bowl. It's only the most open sports stadium in the world.
Here's some misfortunes Alabama might now be facing this season.