LeBron's Mad And That's Bad News For The Rest Of The NBA

 

Here's something that should send you quaking in your boots:

 

@KingJames: Don't think for one min that I haven't been taking mental notes of everyone taking shots at me this summer. And I mean everyone! 

 

Now if you're a fan of one of the 29 teams in the NBA that isn't the Miami Heat, this is your time to panic.  LeBron has finally found his "inner-Jordan", on Twitter no less.

 

And it's about time.

 

By tweeting this warning to his detractors, LeBron is letting the world know that they're not coming after him, he's coming after them.

 

He know his strongest critics are the ones that are most scared of him.  Of what he's going to take away from them.  Of how miserable they will be when the Miami Heat win year after year after year after year.

 

Los Angeles Lakers fans are the ones that are worried most.  Go onto any Lakers site, even the Lakers Blog in the Los Angeles Times, and you'll find the main topic of derision is always LeBron James. 

 

This is because LeBron has already taken two NBA MVP awards from their precious Kobe, who has a bum knee and an arthritic index finger on his shooting hand, and will have his string of rings ended at five by LeBron. 

 

Kobe will never equal Jordan, LeBron will make sure of it.  But LeBron himself may well pass Jordan on the way to rivaling Russell.

 

If you think greats like Patrick Ewing, Charles Barkley, Reggie Miller, Karl Malone and John Stockton had it bad playing in the era-of-Jordan, wait until you see what LeBron has in store for this generation's line-up of pretenders.

 

Derrick Rose, Deron Williams, Amare Stoudemire, Dwight Howard, Carmelo Anthony, Chris Paul, Dirk Nowitzki, Yao Ming, Kevin Durant, Brandon Roy and Carlos Boozer will never get a ring, ever.  That is unless they join the Miami Heat sometime in their career. 

 

He's saying "no more Mr. Nice Guy".  He's embracing his role, and he doesn't care if you love him.  He wants to kill you.

 

LeBron wasted seven years of his life toiling for a D-list organization that couldn't put together a championship team if they had Magic, Bird and Jordan playing for them.

 

Now free from the restraints that is Cleveland, LeBron will finally prove to the world who he is, what he's made up of, and how vicious and unrelenting he can be.

 

He will be on his own personal tour of duty, ripping out the hearts and souls of every rival team fan that paid a month's savings from their minimum wage jobs to watch him lose.

 

He will be waging his own jihad on his spineless fellow players that sided with his former owner and the media to crucify him.

 

He will be not be "facilitator" LeBron.  He will be "greater than Jordan" LeBron.

 

And don't expect him to yield the ball to Dwyane Wade.  D-Wade knows the score.  He knows for the first year, the Heat is LeBron's. 

 

And he and Bosh and Miller and Big Z and House and the rest of the gang will all have his back, getting him 50 points a night, lobbing him his vicious alley-oop dunks over any opponent dumb enough to try to get in his way.

 

It's going to be a LeBron that Cleveland wishes they had when they had him.  A LeBron that they kept from birthing with their sycophant kissing up and their backwoods mentality. 

 

You don't get the best performance out of a star athlete by babying him.  You get the best performance from him by ripping him to shreds on a daily basis, by making him eat the bottom of your boot after you've kicked his teeth in. 

 

You make him want to KILL the other team, stab them with a Bowie knife and eat the bloody guts raw and licking the blood off the hardwood floor.

 

That's how you birth a star. 

 

And what a bright supernova it will be.

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If you haven't guessed it, this piece was written as satire.  However, his tweet is already a sign of "Why LeBron's 'Decision' Was The Best He Ever Made".