Tebow Haircut: The 10 Best Players With the 10 Worst Hairdos

Sometimes it happens and there is nothing we can do about it: Bad hair to great athletes.

They make us want to scream, like Tim here. But what can we do about them?

We could start a telethon, or get the lady from All in the Family to make an infomercial, or we can count them down and make fun of them.

Yeah, I choose that one.

This list is focused on when the best of the best decide to distract us from their on field exploits with questions like:

"Dude, what's that on your head?"

The Honorable Mention will be for the jocks who aren't quite great, but their hair is... well, unexplainable.

Honorable Mention No. 1

Here is Adam Morrison.

Now, let me ask you, if you took away the jersey and substituted in a newspaper, would you not think :

A) he was kidnapped.

B) Being tortured.

3) Being forced to keep his hair like that, as a way to mock us.

Honorable Mention No. 2

Brad Miller in cornrows.

Proof that there is no NBA drug testing.

Honorable Mention No. 3

What can I say that would add anything whatsoever to this picture?

Scot Pollard, you rule!

No. 10: John Riggins

John Riggins is a Hall of Fame running back remembered for running over folks in Super Bowls when he played for the Washington Redskins.

But here is Riggins when he played for the New York Jets...

No. 10 : John Riggins (cont'd)

That's Riggins on the right.

Gotta love his teammate.

Either John's cologne sucks or he is just not feeling the 'do.

No. 9: David Beckham

This guy is all about style, but sometimes he misses.

And we all suffer.

No. 8 and No. 7: Dirk Nowitzki and Steve Nash

Color Me Badd?

No, Color Me Awful!

Sorry, I had to.

Color Me Badd was a '90s R&B group that really looked the part.

They frosted the tips and everything.

Think Timberlake on SNL.

No. 6: Tom Brady

TB has had a rough couple of years so I'm not going to pile on.

But still, the similarities are there for all to see.

And the kid is everywhere.

Not a good look.

No. 5: Ronaldo

One time, my father was cutting my hair because he didn't see the need to send me to the barber.

He pulled out the clippers and got to work. And then his hand started hurting him and he said he would finish later, go play outside.

I said I wanted to stay inside and I wanted him to finish.

He took a nap.

I cried and went outside.

So I can relate.

No. 4: Ronaldinho

This guy plays great soccer.

But he's not conventionally handsome.

Some might say he isn't handsome at all.

Which is ironic because he plays for Brazil and they play the beautiful game.

Sort of like a fly in your Chardonnay.

Regardless, the hair doesn't help his case.

No. 3: Dennis Rodman

You can always know how Dennis Rodman is doing in life by his hair.

Penthouse. Out house. Or homeless.

Not sure that I am prepared to go any further than that, but you get what I'm saying.

No. 2: Tim Tebow

Because it's rookie hazing, we can't make him number one.

But still, this is pretty bad to have to go anywhere with.

You get the feeling Tim can stare at it long enough in the mirror to make it grow back, overnight.

No. 1: Pedro Martinez

Pedro is my favorite pitcher of all time. Brash, fearless and always backed it up.

But still...

He brought back the Jherri Curl the same way Frank "the Tank" brought back streaking.

No one was with Petey either.