MMA's Greatest Hair: A Part Two of Sorts
I'm assuming here that most of the people have read my greatest facial hair article. If not I just made an ass out of you and me. If you have read it, this is a part two of sorts, however this will be judged on all body hair, not just facial.
10. Chuck Liddell
Chuck's Mohawk has become a major trademark of the UFC and its most recognizable image. For this reason, I put Chuck on the list. Also, his facial hair is somewhat creative.
9. Charles Bennet
Bennet should win an award for the nappiest hair in the world. His unkept beard which brings out his gleaming grill and his dirty looking hair that poofs out like an afro waiting to happen. Masterful.
8. Dan Severn
This one is really based on his facial hair alone, but it looks so ridiculous I couldn't resist putting it in here. Come on.
7. Hermes Franca
Whoever thought purple and green hair was a good idea is an idiot. That's all I got.
6. Kurt "Batman" Pellegrino
With a nickname like Batman, you don't expect a normal fighter. Pellegrino is famous for dying his hair different colors and growing it out in different styles. Also, he has an affinity for shaving patterns in his head. He edges out Hermes Franca for the six spot.
5. Evan Tanner
I would have put him and his white fro higher on the list, but I have seen him fight with normal hair. Also, I did enjoy his cornrows. I just can't bring myself to put him any higher.
4. Tank Abbot
You may think Tank belonged in the first article, but he fits much better in this one. This is because Tank not only possessed a hot wing stained beard, but also a furry man of hair on his beer belly. Perfection!
3. Gabriel Gonzaga
I can honestly say I have never seen a hairier human being. Gabriel has gorilla genes in his gene pool somewhere or else this wouln't be possible. Big thanks to beastiality in Brazil for this one.
2. Clay Guida
Clay cannot even see his opponents at times and it seems as if he's always in a daze. I'm confused by his choice in hair mainly because it is impractical for his line of work. A for increased difficulty.
1. Heath Herring
Heath is a repeat offender on my lists, but his famously ridiculous and ever-changing hair tops the list. My favorite part is that it looks like something your friend would do to you after you fall asleep. Also, he dyes it different color.
With a head of hair like that, it must take some major maintenance. We appreciate laughing at your effort Heath.
Honorable mention: Justin McCully, Terry Martin, Andrei Arlovski, Cabbage Correira








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