MLB's Coolest Names

This is the third article in a four-part series about pro sports' coolest names.  The NBA and NFL were the first two parts.  You can visit my profile page to find them.  Now for MLB's coolest names:

Jose Arredondo

Kelvim Escobar

Francisco Rodriguez

Chone Figgins

Maicer Izturis

Vladimir Guerrero

Tim Byrdak

Samuel Gervacio

Runelvys Hernandez

Wandy Rodriguez

Humberto Quintero

Kazuo Matsui

Yordany Ramirez

Santiago Casilla

Justin Duchscherer

Alan Embree

Brooks Conrad

Emil Brown

Chris Denorfia

Javier Herrera

Curtis Thigpen

Marco Scutaro

Buck Coats

Jorge Campillo

Jairo Cuevas

Jair Jurrjens

Yunel Escobar

Mark Teixeira

Yovani Gallardo

Guillermo Mota

CC Sabathia

Lou Palmisano

Alcides Escobar

Hernan Iribarren

Mark DiFelice

Randy Flores

Blake Hawksworth

Jason Isringhausen

Kelvim Jimenez

Todd Wellemeyer

Jarrett Hoffpaiur

Cesar Izturis

Juan Encarnacion

Nick Stavinoha

Angel Guzman

Jason Marquis

Carmen Pignatiello

Jeff Samardzija

Micah Hoffpaiur

Kosuke Fukudome

Jonathan Coutlangus

Jailen Peguero

Yusmeiro Petit

Max Scherzer

Esmerling Vasquez

Javier Brito

Jamie D'Antona

Augie Ojeda

Yhency Brazoban

Clayton Kershaw

Hong-Chih Kuo

Hiroki Kuroda

Chan Ho Park

Takashi Saito

Ramon Troncoso

Chin-lung Hu

Pablo Ozuna

Xavier Paul

Geno Espeneli

Brad Hennessey

Tim Lincecum

Osiris Matos

Kelvin Pichardo

Merkin Valdez

Keiichi Yabu

Guillermo Rodriguez

Emmanuel Burriss

Travis Ishikawa

Eugenio Velez

Nate Schierholtz

Masahide Kobayashi

Edward Mujica

Wyatt Toregas

Asdrubal Cabrera

Shin-Soo Choo

Burke Badenhop

Eulogio De La Cruz

Renyel Pinto

Rick VandenHurk

Taylor Tankersley

Alfredo Amezaga

Alejandro de Aza

Erik Bedard

RA Dickey

Ryan Feierabend

Ryan Rowland-Smith

Kenji Johjima

Yuniesky Betancourt

Yung Chi Chen

Wladimir Baletien

Willie Bloomquist

Ambiorix Burgos

Pedrio Feliciano

Scott Schonenweis

Argenis Reyes

Endy Chavez

Trot Nixon

Chad Cordero

Odalis Perez

Emilio Bonifacio

Roger Bernadina

Lastings Milledge

Randor Bierd

Guillermo Quiroz

Oscar Salazar

Jeff Fiorentino

Nick Markakis

Cha Seung Baek

Ernest Frieri

Wilfredo Ledezma

Cla Meredith

Khalil Greene

Tadahito Iguchi

Kevin Kouzmanoff

Jody Gerut

Joe Bisenius

Francisco Rosario

Michael Zagurski

Jason Jaramillo

Mike Cervenak

So Taguchi

Shane Victorino

Jimmy Barthmaier

Ronald Belisario

Tom Gorzelanny

Yoslan Herrera

Ross Ohlendorf

Franquelis Osoria

Ty Taubenheim

John Van Benschoten

Doug Mientkiewicz

Nyjer Morgan

Joacquin Benoit

Warner Madrigal

John Rheinecker

Luis Mendoza

Jarrod Saltalamacchia

Taylor Teagarden

Joacquin Arias

Travis Metcalf

Frank Catalanotto

Scott Kazmir

Jae Kuk Ryu

Andy Sonnanstine

Dioner Navarro

Reid Brignac

Akinori Iwamura

Rocco Baldelli

Justin Ruggiano

Clay Buchholz

Devern Hansack

Licoln Holdzkom

Daisuke Matsuzaka

Hideki Okajima

Dustin Pedroia

Kevin Youkilis

Jonathan Van Every

Francisco Cordero

Gary Majewski

Edinson Volquez

Jolbert Cabrera

Edwin Encarnacion

Alberto Arias

Taylor Buchholz

Manuel Corpas

Jorge de La Rosa

Valerio de los Santos

Ubaldo Jimenez

Yorvit Torrealba

Joe Koshansky

Omar Quintanilla

Troy Tulowitzki

Scott Posednik

Ryan Spilborghs

Zach Greinke

Gil Meche

Julio Cesar Pimental

Joakim Soriah

Yasuhiko Yabuta

Mark Grudzielanek

Armando Galarraga

Aquilino Lopez

Virgil Vasquez

Dontrelle Willis

Polacido Polanco

Curtis Granderson

Magglio Ordonez

Marcus Thames

Boof Bonser

Francisco Liriano

Jose Mijares

Oswaldo Sosa

Justin Morneau

Michael Cuddyer

Mark Buehrle

Ehren Wassermann

AJ Pierzynski

Nick Swisher

Juan Uribe

Jonathan Albaladejo

Joba Chamberlain

Chein-Ming Wang

Richie Sexson

Hideki Matsui

Xavier Nady

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