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Cleveland Cavaliers: Help Wanted

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Bailey BrautiganFeatured ColumnistJuly 9, 2010

Position of King Available


The Cleveland Cavaliers are looking for a qualified team player to fill the position of King for their organization. The King’s primary responsibility is leading the team to a championship and not choking during the playoffs.


Essential Duties and Responsibilities

Working in conjunction with other team members and coaches to develop a strategy for winning in Cleveland.

Providing a strong role model for the youth of Cleveland. Loyalty is a must.

Taking responsibility for shortcomings and not blaming management or surrounding players.

Living up to the title of "King." Our experience is that this title must be earned—not self-appointed.



Experience as a team player.

Loyalty to teammates, organization, and fans.

Ability to dunk without traveling.

Strong family morals a must, although parental involvement with the rest of the team is no longer a requirement.

Appreciation of lake-effect snow.

Ability to make decisions without an ESPN special.

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