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Honestly speaking, I had one take on this storyline. I mean, the Phenom has been involved in many similar stories before (buried, killed, blown-up, crashed).
Other than this, I really like how things went, and I can't wait to find out who the guilty individual could be.
While reading the articles and comments, I got inspired by certain ideas and decided to prepare my own "unique" list.
Rather than proposing actual thoughts and choices that were already discussed in previous articles, I thought I could suggest a unique list of suspects.
This list is a special one, as it contains some sarcastic thoughts rather than realistic ones.
So today, I give my own distinct suspects and conspiracies surrounding this mysterious issue.
I know many people here are not fans of sarcasm and comic articles, but still, I think it's not a bad idea to have some special articles at certain moments.
After all, WWE is not only about wrestling. We should also focus on the "E" letter.
I apologize beforehand to anyone who doesn't like sarcasm, and to those who saw this as a waste of time.
All said and done, let the show begin.
My first suspect is none other than the Japanese Buzzsaw, Tajiri. With a lethal weapon like the poison mist, Tajiri is a superstar you can't deny.
Undertaker was lying in his locker room waiting for the Smackdown show to begin.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a returning Tajiri jumps out of the closet and nails the stunned man with the Buzzsaw kick. Then, before Taker could even move, Tajiri spit that green mist in his face.
Unfortunately for the Phenom, it seems that Tajiri has stored this mist in his mouth for quite a while. The poor "dead man" couldn't bear his halitosis, and fell smothering.
Now, Undertaker's green face looks exactly like a vegetable, which explains the term "vegetation."
Speaking of vegetables and fruits makes me think of apples. And wherever there are apples there's only one man.
Introducing my second suspect, Carlito.
Kane mentioned that more than one person could be behind this attack. So I'll probably add Primo as Carlito's assistant in this attack.
Carlito has been upset about his release lately, and the only thing he has in mind right now is "revenge."
Carlito sneaked into the WWE building and met Primo backstage. Meanwhile, Undertaker was in his room, lying in a coffin, just like normal "dead men."
Primo entered the room first so he could distract him. As soon as he stood near the coffin, he opened it slowly and tried to wake the dead.
Unluckily for the poor colon, Undertaker opened his eyes quickly and caught Primo by his throat. The Phenom rose and was ready to pull off the choke-slam.
However, Carlito jumped from behind and hit the backstabber. Then, he applied his special "apple spit."
Oops! It seems the apple was infected.
Just like Snow White, Undertaker dropped unconscious.
This team seems to be taking out everybody standing in their way. Even the Undertaker.
Michelle McCool thought that she had to end her issues with the Phenom so she can focus more on her team.
McCool just confronted Taker and told him the bitter truth. The poor man couldn't stand on his feet after hearing this.
To make sure he stays down, Layla joined McCool. They made this silly "simply flawless" pose before pounding his head with their co-titles.
I know this sounds a bit cheesy and that there are much better and hotter scenarios. But remember, we can't cross the PG lines.
With support of Vince McMahon, the "Chosen One" can have anything done for him at WWE.
McIntyre encountered the Undertaker at the parking lot and gave him a letter signed by VKM.
It says, "As the chairman of WWE, I hereby order you to enter in a vegetative state."
With someone who can use signed letters to suspend wrestlers, pin the GM, cancel losses and regain titles, it's easy for him to "vegetate" a wrestler. Isn't it?
My next suspect is the bizarre, worm-eating Boogeyman.
Undertaker was lying on his bed after a hard fought battle against Rey Mysterio.
Just then, red lights flashed, and the freaking monster rose from under the bed, and made a quick worm spitting move.
To the Phenom's bad luck, it seems that those worms died thousands of years ago.
My next suspect is the member of the Samoan Anoa'i wrestling family, Rikishi.
It's not difficult to think about how Rikishi might take out the "dead man."
Undertaker was sitting in his dark room leaning on the wall.
A surprising ray of light dropped from the ceiling, and Taker saw something getting closer to him, but he couldn't determine that object.
As it got closer, it simply turned out to be a "butt." Yes, that's Rikishi ready to perform his brand, "Stink-face."
The Samoan fighter spent quite a time sitting on the poor man's face. By the time he finished, the phenom was nothing but a vegetative "dead man."
I wonder what Rikishi had for dinner before coming!
And there you go. The best WWE superstar to ever step in the ring.
What can I say about Hornswoggle?
He has it all: ring skills, mic skills, a wide variety of move-sets, and many other factors that could simply make him the face of WWE.
This superstar has done it all.
He's the best cruiser-weight champion in WWE. Even officials decided to retire this title because they couldn't find someone more talented than him to hold it. They thought that making him lose would be a disgrace to his shining career.
He had the greatest and longest feud ever against Chavo Guerrero, and this feud is still running. It really helped boost Chavo to the stars.
He joined DX and made it the best DX stable ever—even better than Chyna and X-Pac days.
Today he continues pushing new talents like Christian and Dolph Ziggler, while still helping others like Chavo and Khali.
I wouldn't even be surprised if he turned out to be the mastermind behind the "NXT invasion."
With all this said, this man still lacks one major thing.
A deserved WWE title reign. And what better way to snatch a title shot then taking out the Phenom?
It doesn't matter how the attack was executed, especially with a wrestler who has various talents and skills like Horny. You can expect anything from him.
My imagination tells me that he performed an "Earth Shattering" tadpole splash on the poor Undertaker.
If Hornswoggle is the one behind this attack, Kane will be in deep trouble.
Why do we need suspects?
It's simple, Undertaker is a vegetarian.
However, it seems that he ate an excess amount of vegetables in his last meal, which made him turn into one himself.
The Bella Twins
So what do you think, bleachers?
Who could be behind the already "dead man" vegetation?
Again, I really like this storyline and I hope WWE don't screw things up as usual.
I'm enjoying Kane's segments, and I'm glad to see him finally pushed.
I only created this slideshow for the sake of change and entertainment.
To all those who thought about this as a waste of time, and to all those who were disgusted after reading this, I apologize again.
As to those who can't believe that I wasted my time on such a nonsense, I say don't worry. It took me less than thirty minutes to finish it.
All comments and thoughts are welcomed no matter how hard they might be.
P.S. I respect all superstars mentioned in this slideshow, and I had no bashing or trashing intentions towards them.