WNBA Shock Sparks New League Marketing Direction (humor)

"A lot of people are paying attention to the WNBA right now that have probably never followed it,” Shock guard Katie Smith said Wednesday in an interview with The Associated Press.

"The WNBA is reviewing the incident in its entirety," WNBA spokesman Ron Howard said Wednesday.

I know, nobody actually saw the scuffle between the Detriot Shock and the L.A. Sparks, but maybe, if you watch next time, it will happen again.

A compelling reason to watch the WNBA.

I wouldn't take my daughter to a WNBA game or watch it on TV. I don't want to teach her how to be totally boring.

After last night's girl-fight, I might take my sons, when they're 18-years-old, of course.

A few people even watch professional ice-skating, when there are fights, sticks, and a puck.

Women's basketball can't be more boring than that, can it?

Lisa Leslie, mother, claims she was body— slammed by Coach Rick Mahorn.

Sometimes that happens in WWE and lots of unemployed people watch wrestling.

Candace Parker can dunk and throw punches. I would prefer to see her Jui Jitsu and ground game though.

Cheryl Ford was taught by her father, Karl Malone, how to play defense, which usually starts a fight.

These are all angles that the lowest rated professional sports league in history may now be considering in order to increase league excitement.