The Unholy Union of Vickie Guerrero and Edge

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The Unholy Union of Vickie Guerrero and Edge

After all that has happened on SmackDown! I cannot just keep my mouth closed any longer. So with that said, here is a letter to Vickie Guerrero on my thoughts.

Vickie Guerrero,

Here you have what you wanted so bad—you are now married to Edge, and he cheated on you with the wedding planner, Alicia Fox. 

HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES? 

You went all-out to screw over the Undertaker, Batista, and anyone else that was putting your man in jeopardy of losing his title, and look what happened.  He no longer has the title, and he screwed you over! 

You got some points with me when you went out and interfered with Edge’s match with Triple H.  And that clothesline that you gave to Alicia Fox was really good.  You have moved up to third from the bottom of the totem pole (you were at the bottom).  How does that make you feel?

After watching the wedding gift that Edge made for you, and puking up everything that I had eaten in the last week, it was nice to see Triple H come out with a better video for you to see.

Most of the fans, including myself, saw this coming and was really looking forward to it getting thrown in your face.  You should have known that Edge would do this to you. Do you really think that he truly loved you?  He is power hungry and saw his opportunity, with you, to further his career. 

Look what he had you do to Undertaker!  Edge knew that he would never be able to beat Undertaker to get the title, so he had you strip the title from Undertaker. 

I, for one, wanted to see you get a Tombstone for that one. 

Then at the final match with the Undertaker, Hawkins and Ryder interfered in the match to make sure that Edge would get the title.  And the Undertaker would be out of the picture. 

Then Edge had a new contender for the title in Batista.  You did everything in your power to make sure that Edge kept his title.  Plus you made Batista’s life a living hell. 

How does it make you feel that Batista was the one that set Edge up right before he lost the title to CM Punk?  If you ask me, that was priceless and the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Then here you are, married and betrayed all on the same day!  Truthfully, I was waiting for something to happen to your happy day.  If you know so much about WWE, you should have known that Triple H is known for crashing weddings and letting the truth come to light. 

Now that you have woken up and smelled the coffee, what are you planning now?  How are you going to get back at Edge for what he has done to you?  Do you have the balls to go to the mat with him?  You were able to do it with everyone else—it is now your time to do what you do best. 

Do you really have a brain in that big head of yours?  Now is the time for you to show us, the fans, that you can stand on your own two feet and take Edge down. 

Or are you just going to forgive and forget?

Before you do that, remember how he had told Alicia Fox about your parachute underwear. Oh, and don’t forget the spear that he gave you at the Great American Bash. 

Just in case you needed more motivation to give the devil what’s owed to him.

Best Wishes,  Nadene Dodge 

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