SEC Media Days: The Kiss Of Death

SEC Media Days are upon us, and it unofficially starts the SEC football season. With all its hype surrounding it, it does carry with it a lethal sting, writes Tiger Histalmos.

by Tiger Histalmos (Analyst)

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July 22, 2008

College Football, SEC Football, Georgia Bulldogs Football, Media, Satire

Ah, SEC Media Days.  It unofficially begins the season for the SEC.  Rabid fans like myself anxiously await the hoopla and craziness that surrounds it.  It gives each coach and usually two his players to talk about the upcoming season, and we as fans eat it up. With all the excitement that surrounds Hoover, Alabama this time of year, there is one thing that must be taken into consideration.

The Kiss of Death.

For those who have followed SEC football, you know what I'm talking about.  To those outside the conference, let me explain.  During media days, votes are cast by members of the media to project the order of finish in each conference and the conference champion. 

You may say, "Hey, other conferences do this too!" , and you would be correct.  However, its a completely different beast in the Southeastern Conference.  In the South, superstition goes hand-in-hand with tradition.  Receiving the votes to win it all in the conference is usually a death knoll to the team.

"Your just making this up!" you may say, but I kid you not.  The record stands that out of the last 16 years that the media has picked the winner, only 3 have actually gone on to win the SEC crown.

Florida in 1994 and 1995, and LSU last season in 2007 are the only teams that have gone on to win the SEC after being picked during media days.  Last time I checked, that isn't a good batting average.

So lets look at this season.  Though the frenzy starts tomorrow, it will more than likely be Georgia to win the "honor" this year.  Georgia on paper looks to be the team to beat this season, and they will no doubt carry the most coverage during media days. 

All of this may sound like a huge coincidence, and it maybe so.  It also sounds like some made up reason to why Georgia will not win the SEC this season (after all, this is a crazed Auburn fan that is writing this article). You may claim I am a Georgia hater, which last time I checked, Auburn and Georgia do have a bit of a rivalry going on for over 100 years.

(And yes, I despise Georgia about a hair less than I despise that other school across with the elephants.)

So I say this to you, oh fellow reader.  Talk to a SEC fan and ask what he thinks about media days and winning the pre-season pick for SEC champion.  I guarantee you they don't want to hear it or talk about it.  Instead, they will immediately reach for their rabbit's foot or horseshoe with the four-leaf clovers all over it. 

Three for sixteen are not good odds, so call me a crazy, stupid homer, or whatever you wish.  The point is clear as far as this is concerned.  In my early prognostications, Georgia will NOT win the SEC this season.

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  1. Hey...that's a scary average. Three out of sixteen times the picked winner on SEC Media Day has won the SEC?

    So it's good for everyone but Georgia fans if Georgia is picked, right?

    Since you are an Auburn fan, you should be screaming to pick Georgia as the winner of the SEC. The law of averages is on your side!

    Dude! Did I miss the entire gist of this? (Georgia #1!)

    LOL...nice article...I loved it!

    1. Actually, from a Auburn fan standpoint and the fact that I absolutely despise Georgia, I want them to be picked to win it this season. Though they are stacked, their schedule to me seems too rough for them to win it.

      Maybe I should edit this article for clarity, I really want Georgia not to win the SEC this season, lol.

  2. Good article. I predict GA will keep the recent trend going for the second year. Dawgs will win cause they're due.

    I hope they pick the dawgs, they already have the toughest schedule in the land, if they can overcome that test along with ESPN bias, this means no more than one SEC loss, remember were talking Ga not Fla or LSU, then like Lsu they can handle the hex.

    1. At the end of the season, if Georgia does win it all, I won't be too upset. Just the thing that some of my fellow football fanatics and I have seen is that that four road game stretch they have will determine their season. They get through that part undefeated, they will go all the way.

      Unfortunately for Georgia fans, I don't see that happening. Then again, picking the SEC winner this year is like a crap shoot.

  3. Well It might be the Kiss of death for the Gators, just heard they picked Fla.

    Just makes beating them that much sweeter.

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