You Might Be a Wrestling Fan If...
Most people have heard of Jeff Foxworthy and his countless number of redneck jokes. "You might be a redneck if you cut your grass and find a car in your front yard."
Well, how about wrestling fans who may do things they do or don't realize that make them known as a fan of the squared circle.
Let's go over some that I have come with and feel free to name a few you think of as well.
You might be a wrestling fan if...
You tell your boss you aren't getting over well with the storylines that are being written.
You play Dolph Ziggler's "Perfection" theme in your car as you are getting out...and then ease back in the car...and then back out again while the theme is playing.
You request off Monday nights at work.
You cut yourself on purpose while shaving.
You wear an Austin 3:16 shirt to church.
You tell all of your friends that you are the best in the world at what you do.
You get sweaty, you wipe off your sweat like Dolph Ziggler.
You request Airbourne at your local airport.
Nicorette didn't help you stop smoking, but CM Punk did.
Your license plate reads "HRTBRK KID".
You request wrestling themes at your local radio station.
You go into "character" when you clock in at work.
You add ropes to your trampoline.
You call WWE headquarters and use the dial by name directory and ask for Vince McMahon.
You refer to being the middle child as jobbing to your other brothers.
You wear a "fanny pack" to keep your things in cause Triple H made it look cool.
You buy a black Ford F-150 because Stone Cold drove one.
You think the toaster strudel was invented by The Rock.
Finally, you might be a wrestling fan if... you make an article on Bleacher Report called, "You Might Be A Wrestling Fan If..."
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