Football Is The New Baseball

Major League Baseball’s off-season chatter is a mere snowball compared with the NFL’s avalanche of off-season discussion, according to Brian Gaylord.

by Brian Gaylord (Scribe)

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July 19, 2008

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There hasn't been this much taunting, flaunting and haunting since the 2007-2008 NFL season ended. And that’s just from the fans.

Okay, see “Favre” for haunting.

 

It used to be that baseball never really went away, like an incessant Little League chant that rings in your ears long after the last batter has whiffed. It used to be that once baseball season ended, fans clamored for more Major League chatter.

 

No more. Football talk has taken up residence as the off-season American pastime of choice.

 

It already held that position before the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field was turned into a cryogenics experiment: Freeze Favre until a future Packers management wants his services. 

 

Whither the Hot Stove League? That dying flame now licks the NFL's boots.

 

Drone on about baseball in the off-season, and 260 pounds of fullback will trample you where you sit.

 

If you're Tyree-d of hearing about "The Catch II," your mood isn't likely to improve any time soon.

 

The scheming and off-season play calling by today’s NFL fan is at a torrid pace. And we haven’t even reached training camp. Oh, the long hours yet to come of breaking down game film.

 

We’re a nation of Monday morning quarterbacks … even in July.

 

Even LaDainian Tomlinson wants in on the chatter, openly campaigning to be everyone’s No. 1 Fantasy Football pick. It's in the sport. 

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  1. dude, what is this all about? there is one big difference...... noone really cares to hear about baseball because their season is like 8 months long while people NEED to get a football update because most of the year is the off-season. please, for your own good, dont ever call football baseball again!!!

    1. George, the headline speaks to baseball's once dominant position in sports. I'm saying that football has overtaken baseball as the premier sport in the United States. That's not a new trend, just one that seems to have reached heightened proportions this off-season.

    2. Freakin' football is SEVEN months looong and that's five months longer than it needs to be. What the hell matters until Thanksgiving in football?

      And...why spend 5 hours watching 30 minutes of play? Grab a TiVo and watch an entire game on your lunch break.

  2. george thank you are write this guy thinks he could compare a man sport like football to a wimpy sport like baseball.

    1. Adam, I think you've misinterpreted my piece: I'm not complaining at all that football interest has overtaken baseball interest -- I'm commenting on the trend.

    2. Just because baseball doesn't include people tackling each other does not make it a wimpy sport. Just as many people go on the disabled list for baseball as for football. And I'd like to see how NFL players react when a ball comes at them from sixty feet away at ninety five miles per hour. Not that they would have much time, seeing as you have less then four tenths of a second. So while it may not have people running into each other, don't mistake it for wimpyness

    3. Football...for the brain dead. Football is to checkers as Baseball is to chess.

      A football player wouldn't have the stamina to play a season of Baseball, hell, a football player can't even play a full quarter anymore...must be those 5 minute walks back to the huddle after exhausting themselves waving, dancing and chest bumping on an incompletion.

  3. sorry!

  4. i see what you're trying to do here brian, but i think it came off the wrong way...i thought it was good though!

    1. Alan, thanks for your comments. I'm a fan of both football and baseball, but for live viewing nothing beats hockey for me.

  5. Oh, I thought it was going to be how football is starting to be boring, centered around a few big market cities, and pandering to the west coast.:)

    Seriously, good article.

    1. William, thanks for reading and for the comment. Have a grand day out, with no close shaves :)

    2. Huh? 'splain yourself.

  6. I knew exactly what you are inferring Brian and you're 100% right.

    1. L.J., good to hear from you. I've been busy and this is the only piece I've posted lately. I see you've been on the article-writing sidelines, as well.
      I hear you on the 30 minutes of actual NFL playing time and sometimes I do record NFL games.
      My comment to William above is a reference to "Wallace and Gromit" movies, since he uses their depiction for his photo.

  7. I meant 'splain William's West Coast pandering thing. I don't catch his drift.

    1. I'm not sure of his drift -- not going to guess.

  8. Baseball is like a shorter version of American Cricket :-) dunno about American Football - how about Rules Football? I am just being a dumb dodo here :-)

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