You Think England's Got World Cup Problems? Have a Look at This Lot!

So you thought England had problems in the build-up to the World Cup.

David Beckham, Wayne Rooney, Aaron Lennon, Ashley Cole, a half-built training base, no room at the inn for the wives and girlfriends. And tonight, the London Evening Standard leads with injury-prone Spurs defender Ledley King claiming he has been told he is in the World Cup squad. That must be because captain Rio Ferdinand has played just 11 games for Manchester United. King has managed 17. Worrying. But believe it or not, our rivals in South Africa have problems too, and their football writers aren't letting them forget it.

With the provisional 30-man squads due to be named by May 11, the rumblings are being felt across the world. Have a look at this little lot with 44 days to go before the big kick-off.

Germany

For once the old mantra: “How come the Germans always do well at the World Cup?” is looking dodgy. Anybody who saw their awful 1-0 defeat at Munich against Argentina in March will know they’re not looking their normal efficient selves in the build-up, and they’ve got Australia, Serbia, and Ghana to see off in Group D.

Let’s start at the back.

Problem No. 1—the goalkeeper. With Oliver Kahn retired and Stuttgart's former Arsenal goalkeeper Jens Lehmann soon to join him, Arsenal target Rene Adler is their first choice, but he broke a rib this month. The Bayer Leverkusen stopper has returned to training, but Schalke's Manuel Neuer and Tim Wiese of Werder Bremen remain on standby.

At centre-back Robert Huth is a contender, but he can hardly be brimming with confidence after recent experiences at Stoke, where he saw seven goals fly past him against his former club Chelsea on Sunday.

In the midfield, Michael Ballack is hardly lighting up Stamford Bridge, and his dislike of Germany assistant boss Oliver Bierhoff is public knowledge.

It’s up front they have real problems. Miroslav Klose is struggling for game time at Bayern, while Lukas Podolski and Mario Gomez are struggling for goals.

Their form goal-getter, Kevin Kuranyi at Schalke 04, hasn’t played for Joachim Loew since since October 2008, when he walked out at half-time during the German clash with Russia.

Loew is under pressure to forgive Kuranyi, but he may be more concerned about the fact his contract expires on June 30, just before the quarter-finals in South Africa. And the German Federation are showing precious little enthusiasm over a new deal.

Loew says: "The situation is serious. As I have said before, our task must now be to get the players back to top form as quickly as possible. A lot can change in the coming weeks."

Italy

Ah, the defending champions. Drawn in Group F alongside Paraguay, New Zealand, and Slovakia. They’ll have no problems getting to the qualifying stages—or will they?

The football-mad Italian press are writing their side off as “Italy’s weakest ever.”

Jose Mourinho’s assault on the Champions League with Inter Milan doesn’t count. He fields precious few Italians in his sizzling San Siro line-ups. Roma captain Francesco Totti finds himself being begged to go back on his international retirement at 33, but coach Marcello Lippi has not joined the chorus.

Lippi, who announced today he will allow families in their camp at unspectacular Leriba Lodge near the Centurion cricket ground, is also reluctant to pick Sampdoria’s in-form but temperamental Antonio Cassano.

And then there’s striker Luca Toni, frozen out at Bayern and on loan at Roma, who pleads in true Peter Crouch style: "There's many of us in contention for the Italy shirt, Lippi already has his ideas on his squad. I hope to go, he knows me well.”

Way back in 1966, when North Korea sent them home early from England, the Italians were pelted with fruit when they arrived in Rome. Surely we aren’t in for a repeat.

Argentina

Diego Maradona, who eased his side through South American qualification by the skin of their teeth, admits: "It's going to hurt to leave out players who have given it their all, or who are having a great season. But when you have to make a choice, someone has to be eliminated."

True. But experts in Buenos Aires fear the little man with the big hand (and the tiny dog who bites his face) will mess it up in Group B against Nigeria, Korea, and Greece, choosing his elderly favorites rather than the trio of in-form Argentines showcasing their talent for Jose Mourinho’s Inter Milan in the Champions League.

Inter full-back Javier Zanetti looks likely to stand aside former Manchester United defender Gabriel Heinze, now at Marseille. And Esteban Cambiasso, responsible for keeping compatriot Lionel Messi quiet in the Champions League semi-final against Barcelona, appears to be behind another Manchester United veteran, Juan Sebastian Veron now at Estudiantes, aged 35.

San Siro striker Diego Milito fears for his ticket to Johannesburg too. The 36-year-old Martin Palermo has just become Boca Juniors' all-time top scorer, and Maradona refers to the older man as a living legend.

The press in Buenos Aires dread Maradona making the same mistakes as he made in qualifying—too much chopping and changing, no clear tactical plan, and the world’s form player Messi will find himself lost in the chaos.

Maradona’s response: "We're going to have a team that knows how to wear the Argentine colors."

Brazil

England may worry about the state of Wayne Rooney’s knee and gluteus maximus, but in Brazil, it’s all about Kaka’s chronic groin hernia.

Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, signed by Real Madrid from Milan for a then-record £57m, was already under incredible pressure in March, when Lyon came to town and put them out of the Champions League.

Florentino Perez hinted he may have made a mistake buying Kaka while his coach Manuel Pellegrini, labelled a coward by Kaka’s representative Diogo Kotschko, then announced Kaka was injured.

We saw little of the world’s greatest Brazilian until he resumed training on April 22—his 28th birthday—but the whole of the Samba nation heaved a huge sigh of relief when he returned to action against Real Zaragoza on Sunday.

And what did he do? He scored the winner to keep the pressure on Barcelona (with a little help from Christiano Ronaldo, who laid the ball through for him to score).

But that doesn’t end the problems. Kaka is still reported to be likely to leave the Bernebeu at the end of the season, the Spanish press accuse him of saving himself for the World Cup, and he has been told by doctors he will require treatment on that groin for the rest of his life.

With Ronaldinho’s powers on the wane, Brazil boss Dunga is also under pressure to bring in the Brazilian-based young guns—Neymar, 17, and Paulo Henrique Ganso, 20. Both play for Santos, with Neymar scoring five goals in an 8-1 win earlier this month.

But will they play ahead of experienced performers like Inter striker Adriano and Wolfsburg’s Bundesliga-winning Grafite?

Tottenham's reborn Heurelho Gomes is only third in line on the goalkeeper front, behind Inter Milan No. 1 Julio Cesar and Roma's Doni.

France

Raymond Domenech famously told Arsene Wenger he was “pissed off” when William Gallas’s calf went one game into his comeback against Barcelona a month ago.

Perhaps that’s just a sign of the pressure the French boss is under. Two of his big names, Lassana Diarra at Real Madrid and Barcelona’s aging former Gunner Thierry Henry, are struggling for time on the pitch in La Liga, while world-weary Patrick Vieira is hardly setting the world alight since his move to Manchester City.

Nicolas Anelka is struggling for goals in the shadow of Didier Drogba at Chelsea, though Florent Malouda was looking good until his awful miss in the 7-0 win over Stoke on Sunday. The French press talk of André-Pierre Gignac, the Toulouse forward, but he has been struggling with injury.

And Domenech’s mood wasn’t helped by last week’s problems which saw Franck Ribéry, Karim Benzema, and Sidney Govou caught up in a row involving courts and under-age prostitutes. That one could run and run.

Holland

On the face of it, the Dutch should be happy. The normal divisions in the camp appear to have eased, and Arsenal striker Robin van Persie has returned to full fitness at just the right time for his World Cup crusade in orange.

Arjen Robben is looking imperious at Bayern, while Wesley Sneijder has been magnificent for Inter, the pair of them are dominating the Champions League.

Blimey, there’s even the old warhorse Rutgerus Johannes Martinus van Nistelrooy—Ruud for short—is looking fit again and banging them in for Hamburg.

But Dutch boss Bert van Marwijk fears his defense will creak in Group E against Denmark, Japan, and Cameroon.

Former Arsenal man Giovanni van Bronckhorst, now at Feyenoord, is 35. So too is former Blackburn centre-half Andre Ooijer at PSV.

In goal, Edwin van der Sar did what all loyal Manchester United players do and retired from international football, and is resisting calls for a return at 39.

Ryan Babel, supposedly the future of Dutch football after his starring role for their Under 21 European Championship-winning side all those years ago, has not impressed again at Liverpool this season.

Oh, and that traditional Dutch split? Van Persie and Sneijder don’t get on. Fact.

Portugal

Former Manchester United assistant boss Carlos Queiros has already lost three key playerss in the build-up to South Africa.

Chelsea right-back Jose Bosingwe, and Porto pair Ruben Micael and Silvestre Varela are all crocked. Real Madrid’s Pepe is struggling, and Chelsea’s Deco is getting no younger.

To complicate matters further, the Portuguese press have never forgiven Queiros for replacing their beloved Luiz Felipe Scolari at the helm, which is probably why Queiros has situated his side in the remote Magaliesburg mountain range for the World Cup, where the Portuguese share Group G with Brazil, Korea, and the Ivory Coast.

No prisoners will be taken there.

Sporting Lisbon's Brazilian striker Liedson now has a Portuguese passport, and is likely to team up with a certain Cristiano Ronaldo, the £90m man who has scored another glut of goals this season at new club Real Madrid.

Spain

It’s hard to create a crisis around the World Cup favourites with the depth the Euro 2008 champions boast. But Vicente del Bosque does have season ending injuries to Arsenal’s Cesc Fabregas and Liverpool’s Fernando Torres to deal with.

Andres Iniesta has similar problems as they head to South Africa and an easy Group H, featuring Chile, Honduras, and Switzerland.

Del Bosque must also decide on his goalkeeper. Real Madrid’s Iker Casillas has been around for years and carries the captain’s armband, but the Spanish press are clamouring for Barcelona’s in-form Victor Valdes, who rarely features in the Spanish squad.

The midfield throws up similar problems, with the age-old Castillian/Catalan split likely to merit a mention as he attempts to perm four from these six: Real’s Xabi Alonso, former Barca boy Fabregas, Nou Camp’s three musketeers Xavi, Sergi Busquets, and Iniesta plus Valencia's David Silva.

Truth is, the Spanish have no real weaknesses, but I thought I’d throw them in as a last-ditch attempt to upset the side most likely to lift the World Cup at Soccer City on July 11. Oh, they’re staying Potchefstroom. Last time I visited that little university town, it was as dead as a doornail. But I don’t think it will hinder them.

The Verdict

In truth, you can pick holes in the preparations of most of the footballing superpowers.

My verdict?

Germany, Portugal, and Italy may well disappoint, Argentina will surprise despite the deadweight of Diego Maradona, while Brazil and Spain, as expected, will be the major contenders.

Holland? You just never know. They’ve got the firepower. I think I'll trot down the village bookies and have a punt on them at 12-1.

The Odd s

4/1 Spain, 5/1 Brazil, 11/2 England, 8/1 Argentina, 12/1 Italy, 12/1 Germany, 12/1 Holland, 18/1 France, 25/1 Portugal, 25/1 Ivory Coast, 66/1 Ghana, 66/1 Paraguay, 66/1 Chile, 66/1 Serbia, 66/1 Mexico, 80/1 USA, 80/1 Cameroon, 100/1 Uruguay, 100/1 Greece, 100/1 Denmark, 125/1 Nigeria, 125/1 Australia, 125/1 South Africa, 150/1 Switzerland, 200/1 Slovenia, 200/1 Slovakia, 250/1 Japan, 250/1 South Korea, 350/1 Algeria, 1000/1 Honduras, 1500/1 North Korea, 2000/1 New Zealand.

Who the hell is Neal Collins (nealcol on Twitter)? See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqck5JuZtuc    or www.nealcollins.co.uk