Favre and the Packers on Opposite Ends (humor)

You got Brett saying he was going to retire back in March and didn’t want to play anymore.

I mean you got Brett's heart, which is about the size of a wheel of cheese, that they got up there in Wisconsin— they can melt it and put it on a sandwich or a brat or some kind of shaved meat with gravy on a big whole-wheat bun with the drippings going right down your arm.

Man that is good. 

Almost as good as a Brett Favre passes, which when he throws, the ball where he wants to throw it is as good as Brett Favre can possibly be.

I mean the Pack without Brett Favre is kind of like cheese without meat or on an empty bun with a side of fries— and more cheese.

Brett Favre is like that cheese, because he melts over the entire offense, but also covers the fries. 

You got Brett over here in LA and the Pack General Manager is over here on the phone calling Brett and making reservations to come talk to him, but cancels the plane

Then you got Brett throwing passes to some high school kids.

In between that and doing some hunting down there, he’s makin’ “Turducken,” and is delicious—a mix of hunted duck and chicken!

You got Fox news doing SportsCenter and the Vikings are “crank calling” the Packers offices asking for the rights to Brett.

Which brings the training camp, and us to July, which is what football is all about.

Anyway, Brett kept saying since March he didn't want to come back, but sent a letter to the Packers last week saying he wanted to come back.

Contradicting?

Yes!

They said he had the itch— boom, tough acting Tinactin.

I mean you got Brett Favre over here with his huge cheese heart and arm that can throw.

Well, what is the Pack waiting for?

I mean when you think about it, if you are a GM this makes the most sense.

Only Brett Favre could replace Brett Favre.

If you were going to replace Brett Favre why not go out and get a player that can do exactly what Brett Favre can do. 

Only Brett Favre could possibly replace Brett Favre in Green Bay and if they could bring Brett Favre in to replace the retired Brett Favre that would be… like as good as cheese with meat or a brat or on a sandwich with a big whole-wheat bun or a turkey leg.