NHL: Things You Won't Hear Said in 2008-09

Anyone can make predictions as to what will happen in the NHL in 2008-09, but Tim Bogdansky has some quotes he's sure you won't hear.

by Tim Bogdansky (Scribe)

7

310 reads

Humor

July 15, 2008

Humor, Hockey, NHL, Satire

How about a list of things you'd be hard pressed to hear around the NHL?  In... 

Anaheim or Edmonton

"Ducks GM Brian Burke and Oilers GM Kevin Lowe enjoy lunch prior to the drop of the puck in Edmonton."

Chicago

"At least our money isn't tied up in goaltending!"

Colorado

"Peter Forsberg looks great here on opening night."

Dallas or New Jersey

"Stars forward Sean Avery has a laugh with Devils goaltender Martin Brodeur during the stoppage in play."

Detroit

"The Wings have lost seven straight..."

Los Angeles

"The Kings lead the league in Save % and Goals Against Average."

Nashville

"I love this team!"—Alex Radulov

New York Islanders

"Ted Nolan switches up his forward lines due to philosophical differences."

"Welcome tothe state-of-the-art arena here in Uniondale, New York!"

New York Rangers

"Jagr...Avery...Tyutin...Backman...Shanahan...Straka...Hollweg...Strudwick..."

Philadelphia

"...and Hatcher skates end-to-end."

Toronto

"...Sundin scores! And the Leafs are up 1-0."

"Eastern Conference leading Leafs..."

Tampa Bay

"Barry Melrose is the favorite to win the Jack Adams Trophy for coach of theyear."

Canada

The Hockey Night in Canada theme song :(

Humor

310 views

Share:

  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • Facebook
  • Email
  • Print

comments (7) write a comment »

  1. reply to comment by Lee
    2 months ago

    HEY! why do the Leafs get two quotes you big ass. lol

    1. by Tim
      from 2 months ago

      Hey, I could have posted 7-10 easy haha

  2. reply to comment by Chris
    2 months ago

    CBC

    "Insert HNIC Theme Song"

    1. by Tim
      from 2 months ago

      Haha good one!

  3. reply to comment by Alan
    2 months ago

    haha very nice tim

  4. reply to comment by Josh
    2 months ago

    "I love this team!"—Alex Radulov

    LOL, that's hilarious. Another good one Tim.

    1. by Tim
      from 2 months ago

      Thanks, it might be my favorite!

write a new comment


Edit this Article Article History

About the Author Tim Bogdansky (scribe)

  • 10 articles written
  • 43 comments posted
  • 0 fans

FREE SPORTS TEXT ALERTS

  • Get team scores and news sent to your cell phone during and after each game.
  • We do not charge for these services, but standard messaging rates or other charges apply.
  • Cancel anytime by replying STOP to any message.

Step 1: Choose a team

League:

Step 2: Enter your phone number

( ) -
Standard Messaging Rates or other charges apply. To Opt-out text STOP to 4INFO (44636). For more information text HELP to 4INFO (44636). Contact your carrier for more details.

Want to write for Bleacher Report

We are a community of fans who write about sports. And we're growing.

Learn More and Sign Up »