The Volcano Fiasco Shouldnt Have to Be a Disaster

Big BigotCorrespondent IApril 19, 2010

LAS VEGAS - AUGUST 24:  Wrestlers Jack Swagger (top) and Primo compete during the WWE Monday Night Raw show at the Thomas & Mack Center August 24, 2009 in Las Vegas, Nevada.  (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)
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Okay, so everyone knows what the issue is right now. Some volcano in Iceland that no one knows how to pronounce is creating a huge mess in europe with all airspace on lockdown, and of course the main Raw stars who went on the european tour are trapped in Belfast.

Now if the Raw writers were competent, this show could potentially be one of the best episodes of Raw in a long time. Its important to note several things. Many incredibly talented Raw stars who have been lost in the shuffle stayed in the US. Im talking about Primo and Yoshi Tatsu. And of course another very important star never made the journey, Im talking about the Game Triple H.

Now knowing the stupid Raw writers, instead of giving us three long and brilliant wrestling matches, they are instead going to fill the show with as many stupid skits from some guys from some random show I have never heard of. I cant remember who the hosts are and cant be bothered to search it up.

What they should do is the following. Jack Swagger, since I believe he came home with the rest of the SD! guys should obviously come out for a State of the Championship address. It should be a decent 10 minute address and should be about how tonight is last ever night on Raw. Then randomly Yoshi Tatsu should come out to everyone's confusion and challenge Swagger to a match. The logic is weird and it would be random, but the match would have to go 15 minutes. These two can potentially pull off something great. Sure the crowd would be dead, but I am pretty sure they would rather get that over some stupid skit by some bums.

Then of course there should be some interviews and exchanges with Batista and Cena or the Miz to fill some spaces in between matches.

Then of course if the WWE decides, as they should, to postpone the WWE tag match till extreme rules, the harts can come out and talk smack. A match between Primo and Tyson Kidd can then be arranged. Like I said, the crowd could potentially be dead, but seeing as these two are super-quick and can pull of some immense spots, involving the  crowd should hopefully not be too tough.

A good divas match is also long overdue. I dont know which Divas they can use, and who they will choose. If Gail Kim is around they should give her a match with someone,  I would personally like to see Jillian. Given more than five minutes it should be good.

The main event of course has to be Triple H against Jericho. The crowd needs to see some serious stars and who better than Hunter. Even the little kiddies may then forgive the absence of super-Cena. Booking this match shouldnt be difficult. It can be something simple like Jericho showing up on Raw, and Triple H bringing up the fact that him and HBK got him kicked off a few months back. The stupid hosts can then make them settle it in the ring. Again, this one would need about 15 minutes.


Now some douche is going to turn around and say, as usual, down below in the comments section, 'Oh, and you really think you know more than the Raw writers', so just to pre-empt you, yes I do! Just keep this Raw I have written up here in mind, or something similar, then think about it when we inevitably get the crappy Raw they will probably cook up tonight.

Then again, they might actually put on a good show, let me know what you think. I mean this is just a general framework. As long as a I see alot of wrestling and not much guest host crap I will be happy, I was just trying to not use too many smackdown guys here.