Arsene Wenger: What I Will Do Regarding Arsenal

Note: The following article was NOT written be Arsene Wenger, but by the MEM, the Arsenal community leader in an attempt at having a few laughs, along with Arsenal community, and all the readers as well.

What's written here does not represent Wenger's real life opinions, and is not meant to be taken serious, but is meant to be taken in a light hearted approach.

Hope you enjoy it.

Cheers.

2nd Note: Agh = R

Hello B/Agh, my name iz Aghsene Wengegh, I am ze Aghsenal manager.

Ze main reason I signed up on this website, is so zat I can answegh all ze questions and criticisms made by ze fans.

Fighst of all, I will not leave this team until I have won a major tghophy, and I will most definitely renew my contghact with ze Aghsenal, I will not leave this team in it's time of need.

Second, people keep asking me why on eagth did I buy Silvestre.

Ze truth iz, no one knows because ze transfegh fee was disclosed, but he only cost me 50 peanuts.

Well, 62 peanuts after tax, but it was a good deal nevertheless.

People keep asking me, out of all ze bghazilians, why did I sign Denilson.

But isn't it obvious? It's because he's ze only Bghazilian I've met zat doesn't have ze lettegh agh in his name, I can call him easier zat way.

Also, I would like to talk about Almunia, people weghe attacking him all ze time, saying that he iz a complete douche bag. And aftegh ze many errors zat he's done, I would have to admit, he shows many signs of douche bagery sometimes, and zat blonde phase was a veghy annoying one. Pubeghty sucks.

While I cannot tell you what I will do wiz him and wiz Fabianski *Hides gun in pocket*, I will listen to your opinions.

*A few minutes later*

I have ghead som of ze e-mails I've gheceived.

Sam from Noghth London wrote zat we should tie Almunia to ze goal, open his legs, and let ze 60,000 fans in ze Emirates Stadium take 10 free shot from ze penalty spot, and to make sure to send invitations to Roberto Caghlos, Totti and Cghistiano Ronaldo, among a few other names.

Zat is a veghy nice idea Sam, I like your creativity.

Ochu from Nigeria said zat we should put Fabianski in ze goal, and throw molotov cocktails at him, if he catches them all, we will let him live, if not, it was only a matter of time before he was gonne get killed anyways.

That is a veghy good idea Ochu, I will make sure to put it in Fabianski's next training session.

Josh from New York wrote that we should tie Silvestre's right leg to a Ferrari, and his left leg to a Lambergini, and have one car go north, and the othegh goes south, both at full speed.

............. I believe we have a winner.

But perhaps the most evil punishment of all, was written by Omar from Egypt.

"Dear Mr.Wenger, please send them to play for Tottenham".

A great comment, truly bgheath taking.

I would like to state zat ze main reason for writing this aghticle is to tell ze fans zat I would like to hear their comments and opinions about what should we do for ze next season.

Finally I would like to thanks the Arsenal community leaders, Stefan and MEM, especially Awesome MEM™, who has been a brilliant and an absolutely magnificent supporter fogh Aghsenal throughout the years, may he become the future Aghsenal president.

And remembegh,

In me, you trust.