Is there an “E” in the initials JT, Jason Taylor?

Jason Paul Taylor. JPT. Could so easily be Jason Ernie Taylor. Or Jason Everest Taylor.

This is the debate happening. Will Jason Taylor change his middle name and become a J.E.T? Jason Eddyllio Taylor. Maybe if he signs to the Jets, the management will pay him to have his middle name changed. Like the casino GoldenPalace.com that paid $15,000 to name a baby after itself. Little “GoldenPalaceDotCom Silverman” will be 5 this year by the way (someone help his obviously deranged mother).

So Mr JPT is in New York as we speak. Apparently dealing with the Jets tactic of ” aggressive sales pitch” Surprising.

Well I guess not really that surprising. Well maybe a little surprising. I mean Taylor DID say last year that he would  NEVER EVER EVER play for the Jets EVEN if they were the last NFL team in the world and all other teams got wiped out by the mutant-burger-bug and the only team they could play against were the Los Angeles Temptations from the Lingerie Football league. Hi girls!

Oh okay..you know I am lying. The mutant-burger-bug gave it away. I have been known to exaggerate. Watch Out.

What he DID say last year was that the Jets Fans took the  ”cl” out of class and that he would find it VERY VERY VERY difficult to sign with the Jets. I did not make that up. That was 3 “Very’s”.

I guess anyone can change their mind. I change mine often. And the Jets are offering him a 1yrs, 3million contract while the Dolphins are doing what exactly?

Maybe he is playing the “They want me,do you want me? Wow,they want him,maybe we should sign him again” game. He has made it clear again and again that he loves Miami and he loves the Dolphins. And don’t you think its a little in-yer-face that he is playing footsie with Miami’s nemesis?

Hmmmm…suspicious.

Oh and by the way the worst baby name I heard was “Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K”. That’s pronounced “your highness” and I thought that they had named him after Kelloggs cereal “Special K” but apparently it was after Ketamine. Who is allowing these people to have babies?!