Paul Heyman came out swinging last night on the official "Heyman Hustle" Twitter page (www.twitter.com/heymanhustle), letting loose on TNA booking, WWE's treatment of Good Ol' "JR" Jim Ross, Rob Van Dam's love for mariujuana.
In an amazing 30 minute session in which Heyman just busted loose, the former ECW owner and Smackdown head writer showed his sense of humor while making some very interesting points about the wide variety of subjects.
Highlights of Heyman's Tweets (which, by the way, he calls "HustleTweets"):
In protest of WWE not using @JRsBBQ on Wmania, I am publicly declaring a boycott of the illegal feed of the next WWE ppv.
Oh shit. The next WWE is EXTREME RULES. We were going to have to boycott that one, anyway.
I'm just kidding every1. There is no boycott of EXTREME RULES. I hereby vow to watch the illegal feed. Shhhhhh ... please dont tell Vince!
To answer all the questions, I will not be blogging on last night's TNA Impact. What am I going to say that has not been said already?
OK, just one comment. Lacey Von Erich is hot. But there are better ways to use her ... um ... talents. OK, so that's 2 comments.
OK, I cant resist. How many times can u beat up RVD and Jeff Hardy and not give them a "revenge-minded" interview afterwards?
Heels beat up babyfaces. Babyfaces swear revenge. People tune in. Holy shit! The formula is not that f'n complicated, people!
I don't want any1 to think I am saying I know it all. I DON'T KNOW IT ALL. I still have a lot to learn.
I don't know how to grow hair on top of my head.
I don't know how to get six pack abs.
BUT I KNOW THAT IF A HEEL BEATS UP A POPULAR BABYFACE, THEN BABYFACE NEEDS A CHANCE TO PROMOTE THE TIME AND PLACE OF THE BABYFACE'S REVENGE
Next here on HustleTweets, we'll discuss "other f'n obvious formulas." You know, like inhale, exhale. Inhale, exhale. Inhale, exhale.
I just read that HustleTweet. In Rob Van Dam - speak, that also means "puff puff pass
This is Heyman's first acknowledgement of TNA since current Total Non-Stop Action Wrestling head writer Vince Russo revealed he personally invited Heyman to join TNA last year, and Heyman turned him down. Heyman has yet to publicly comment on that situation, or on TNA President Dixie Carter. Heyman did blog on a dinner he had last week with UFC Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar and WWE Hall of Famer Stone Cold Steve Austin, which can be read here: http://heymanhustle.craveonline.com/articles/news/82128-paul-heyman-steve-austin-finds-life-after-pro-wrestling
The UK Sun wrote a very interesting article about Austin walking out on WWE in 2002, which you can read here: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/wrestling/2922378/Paul-Heyman-Stone-Cold-Steve-Austin-hated-WWE-writers.html