This is News?

• Broncos Head Man, McDaniels, says that Orton is the starter. Yawn.  Kinda funny, though, because I'm sure Brady Quinn was really thinking he'd have a shot.  How bad must Quinn feel?  A college Stud, reduced to backing up Kyle Orton.  Suicide alert!!

• Steelers coach, Mike Tomlin, says he and Roethlisberger talk every day.  Really?  Wow!  That's great news! What's next?  We find out that one's a coach, and the other, a player, on the same team!  Seriously, anybody with some Komencentz knows, with the turmoil that's surrounding Roethlisberger, Tomlin has to know what's going on.  Jesus.

• Joe Mauer's a Twin forever!  I know this is old news, but I just can't help but get excited for some Twins Baseball!  Goddamn right I'm a Homer!

• This is actually the funniest piece of news.  You gotta wonder just how bad Nets CEO Brett Yormark's pride was actually hurt?  He's gotta know that his team sucks, right?  I mean they're going for the worst record ever!  I'm surprised Yormark isn't wearing a bag, too.
• I love how Mangini is talking like he's running the show.  Doesn't he realize that Holmgren only kept him on because he felt bad for him.  I think we all know Mangina isn't an NFL caliber coach.  He's the next Rod Marinelli.  Or even better yet, Marty Mornhinweg!  Man, Marty Sucks.