The 10 Greatest Mullets of All Time

The Mullet is the hair cut of choice for the truly powerful sports star. Not just for hockey players anymore the ape drape is about to make a huge comeback. In all seriousness there are few things on this planet that makes me laugh as hard as a well constructed mullet.

So enjoy this collection and feel free to add your suggestions.

Brian Bosworth

Business in the front, party in the back and mediocrity on the field. Everything The Boz does is awesome but more often then not it is awesomely bad.

Bosworth should have had his mullet revoked after being decimated by Bo Jackson. I wonder if "Bo knows" mullets?

Andre Agassi

The biggest revelation of Andre's new book had nothing to do with crystal meth. It was that his magnificent mullet was a wig.

I am not sure why a man who could buy any wig style that his heart would decide to rock an ape drape but I am glad he did.

Jared Allen

I am not sure what to say about this one. The Vanilla Ice slits on the side make this mullet a white trash classic. You can almost smell the chewing tobacco and Slim Jims through the picture.

Kenny Powers

Nothing is cooler then Kenny Powers's majestic mullet blowing in the wind as he cruises around on his jet ski. Nothing!

John Kruk

There is no brotherhood in the mullet community. It is every hairy dog for themselves. Never was this more evident then when fellow mulletskateer Randy Johnson released the high heat at Kruk's head.

Marty McSorley

McSorely is know for being a thuggish d-bag but check out the luxurious mullet he is rocking. I would be willing to bet good money that he uses some sort of horse shampoo on this mullet.

Barry Melrose

Long before Billy Ray Cyrus tried to destroy the free world the ambassador of the mullet was sporting the official hair cut of Canada and the NHL. Melrose is a mullet pioneer and if a mullet nation is ever formed he will be on the one dollar bill.

Randy Johnson

The Big Unit is not afraid of anything except for a cold neck. I am really not sure what is going in the picture but I imagine that Randy is mocking the man for his less manly locks.

Jaromir Jagr

Jagr suscribes to the theory that the more mullet the better. Seriously, that is like a two foot long tail.

Jay Mariotti

Anyone who has read any of my articles know I am not a fan of the hate filled Jay Mariotti. So, I was rather delighted to find that someone had photo shopped his terrible mullet into this picture. Overt your eyes quickly staring to long could cause blindness or a guest appearance on Around the Horn.