You are in Round Four, and you see Matt Forte still available. Slowly but surely, you slow down your talking in order for you to telekinetically concentrate on telling people to NOT draft Forte.
You see, you just got the text alert that Cedric Benson has been released by the Bears and you are on cloud nine. You may hear someone in the distance say, "hmm, this Forte kid's numbers at Tulane look impressive."
Then you say "C'mon, he played in the Conference USA. Lester Ricard looked like an NFL QB there." But then you start to question yourself. Did I say that too fast? Was I clear enough? Then you fall silent.
Then the next guy ahead of you picks Chester Taylor (for some reason) and you exuberantly yell "MATT FORTE!" Then you scream like you're Howard Dean.
(To those who do online drafts: You've been here before. You have your player in the queue, just waiting for your pick to go up. Someone mentions Forte and you immediately type "who?!?!" Only if you're online you probably misspelled who and start to question yourself. Then you type in "YEAH!" before pondering your next pick.)
Friends say you are crazy. Others say you are obsessive. You simply can't describe the joy of stealing a player in a fantasy draft to someone who doesn't partake in fantasy sports.
But these random outbursts, whether they're exuberant or defamatory, are not limited to the fantasy sports world. In fact, every diehard sports fan (unless you're from Cleveland or Philly) has been through the ups & downs of being a fan. It's safe to say that we've nearly all been there before as we anoint ourselves "champions" only to end the season in the first preseason game.
Let's take a look at some of the different "personalities" or "moods" of a sports fan.
The Physically Obsessive
We are all obsessive in one way or another. But this fan just takes it the whole nine yards. They tattoo themselves (whether it's a real tattoo or a self-made one) in their team colors or team logos. They dye their hair. They scream throughout the game, downing multiple beers and only getting louder by the pint. They curse, they do physical actions that raise numerous eyebrows throughout the game. But once the Monday Morning Hangover concludes, it's back to the desk job. Taking care of the kids and feeding the pets.
The Mentally Obsessive
I plead guilty to being this fan. You buy the first Athlon Sports season preview article as soon as it hits the shelf. It's three months before the season yet you have already read three magazines and say how they don't quite get your team. Sure your team led the league in homers allowed, but you have a high octane offense now!
As the countdown to gameday begins, you pace. Whether you're at school or at the office, you think about various ways on how Martin Biron can make a run at the Vezina. Then the next hour, you debate yourself on why you're an idiot.
You outwit your friends by thinking extraordinarily outside of the box and while sometimes it pays out (I told you by cutting Donte Stallworth, Colston would emerge), it usually goes against you (Ben Troupe...I guess he wasn't the next Antonio Gates).
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5 months ago
Excellent article! 5 stars from me.
But I would take Chester Taylor over Forte any day of the week. :D
5 months ago
great stuff, i like how you branched your examples out to include a lot of different sports.
great read!!!
5 months ago
Cheers to both of you guys.
The reason I said (for some reason) is basically that your excitement drowns out everything in the room. I've been there before, people in my offline draft usually explain a bit.
5 months ago
love it 'nuff said
5 months ago
Haha... I'd take a Philly championship cricket team.
5 months ago
physically and mentally obsessive fan. especially hard being a NY Mets and Rangers fan...not to mention Knicks fan, ughghghghg
5 months ago
Very nice...found myself nodding my head at every single one of those descriptions. I think at the end of Mentally Obsessive (acceptance), you become The Upbeat Fan. At least I hope that's what happens, because I seem to go through the five stages in about 48 hours during football season - no matter how bad it got on Saturday, we'll get 'em next week by Monday.
5 months ago
Excellent point, Will. The Mentally Obsessive can become Upbeat fairly easily.
Also, like I mentioned a bit earlier in the article; but forgot to elaborate on, fantasy sports have made an impact on these two. You can easily be a Physically Obsessive and Delusional sports fan but a Mentally Obsessive fantasy addict. It's quite funny.
5 months ago
The mentally obsessed fan explains one of my friends right on the money. He tries to outwit everyone and when things go wrong he'll be somewhat upbeat and then start to go through the stages exactly as you pointed out. Great article, this will get my pick of the day vote.
5 months ago
The Baltimore Orioles are always in the hunt ... you never know.
5 months ago
Well done. It's no small task to try and categorize fans, but this was dead on - I did an analysis on the East Coast Bias fan that you guys might be interested in as well - it's under my profile, or you can go to my site to check it out:
http://www.sportsandjokes.com/id30.html
5 months ago
Excellent point, Will. The Mentally Obsessive can become Upbeat fairly easily.
Also, like I mentioned a bit earlier in the article; but forgot to elaborate on, fantasy sports have made an impact on these two. You can easily be a Physically Obsessive and Delusional sports fan but a Mentally Obsessive fantasy addict. It's quite funny.
5 months ago
Great descriptions.
You bring up an interesting point with the "Composed until alone" fan, and also how great it is to be with a fellow fanatic fan. Great post.
5 months ago
I'm more mentally obsessive, but on football gamedays, I get amped enough full of adrenaline to fight someone when I'm at the game. When I'm at home, I just sit and pray the Jets don't screw up.
5 months ago
haha Mackenzie, the religious aspect of football (amongst other sports) can never be understated.
I had another one that I forgot to mention.
The Obsessively Compulsive One
Does everything from waking up at a certain time to wearing a certain shirt in order to get his/her team to victory.
5 months ago
Thanks for showing some love to Major League Lacrosse lol. Good article.
5 months ago
Loved it! I am mentally obsessive followed by Composed until alone . I'm a Raider fan...Debbie Downer might be a better path for me to take.
Five stars and pick of the day. Outstanding work, and fun to read.
5 months ago
Love this article. I laughed out loud a few times when i was reading it. Good work!
5 months ago
Fab, funny read!
4 months ago
Mentally Obsessive when it comes to any Georgia or NASCAR related. Debbie Downer for the Falcons and Braves. But an upbeat fan when it comes to the Packers, Celtics, and Red Sox.d
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