Bendtner, Theo, Arsenal and Chelsea Fans are Even Worse Today!

Not much news today is there?

Bendtner  

There is a little piece about how Bendtner is a confident auld fook and thinks he is ready to lead the line. I hope to god it is true. My bet that he would score 20 goals this season is not looking great. Thanks Amy Lawrence for the terrible tip! LINK

Debate

This is just for your own enjoyment. I also blog on a site called bleacherreport.com. It's quite good and I generally get move views over there. But don't worrý it's largely the same material (minus a few swear words) so you don't have to read both of them.

Anyway, I figured I would just share this little debate with you guys that happened as a response to my "Chavs and Spuds are C**ts Article—Day 173". I love it. I think its just brilliant. I especially like when this fantastic bleacher report contributor Saura says,

"What a waste of time it is to speak with you mentally retarded psycho, sex maniacs, whose only vocabulary is using slangs and losing their own self respect."

I mean that's just priceless, you can't write that stuff. Well obviously you can, because he did. But I got a nice shiny Bleacher Report medal out of the debate so all in all I´m happy with the hilarity of the situation, and of course my shiny Internet medal (I'm of course being facetious, I DON´T GIVE A FOOK!).

LINK

Anyway the site is kind of stupid because a couple of weeks ago I posted "Arsenal to Swap Cesc for Messi," and I got thousands of hits, but when I write a sensible match report nobody bothers. So basically if you want to become a popular Bleacher Report contributor you just need to write ridiculous s**t all the time.

Don't get me wrong though, I´m going to be writing some fantastically hilarious articles. So stay tuned!

Seriously though, thank you Bleacher Report for giving me this fantastic creative outlet; a wonderful opportunity to express myself. I love you Bleacher Report.

What else?

Theo

This is nicked from Arseblog, and my apologies to the Arseblogger, but I think this is information which should be shared and not kept to oneself.

Stan Collymore said that he could turn Theo Walcott into a "World Beater" if given the chance. Chambo aptly replied. "More like a WIFE BEATER." Or something along those lines. The thingy can be seen here.

Not much else going on today. Have a read of yesterday's BleacherReport article. It's pretty funny.

Regards,

UptheArse