Yesterday, you became cool. Well, actually Monday you made the life decision...we just geared you up yesterday. Now the question is, "Why the Mizzou bandwagon?"
First of all, to have a bandwagon, a team must blow for a long time. Check. There has to be a quick turnaround of success (less than four years after sucking). Check. There also has to be a good chance of that success sustaining itself. Check.
See, the largest of bandwagons—Red Sawx, Patriots, Cubs, Tampa Bay Rays, Celtics, USC, Notre Dame, and Duke—all sucked for a long time before success came. Hell, with the Rays, this is the only time in their history they haven't sucked a fat one.
For bandwagoning purposes, I know it's hard to believe, but Mizzou was actually good for awhile. That 'awhile' was in the '60s, when my parents were in high school smoking joints to Foghat Simon and Garfunkel.
Actually, our '07 season has been compared to, well...just watch this video. And yeah, that's Harry Caray doing PxP for the Tigers. Gross.
Before that, the 'awhile' was in the 1930s. Don Faurot was the coach then, and that was so long ago that Mother Nature was dating Father Time.
Needless to say, we sucked for a long time.
Times have changed, and Mizzou is becoming dominant. That's why this bandwagon has more people on it than Sleezy's ex.
There have been some ups and downs over the years, and really, a shitload more downs. Since you started to claim that you've been a Mizzou fan for life on Monday, I'll throw a couple of bones your way.
Since we sucked for awhile, I'm going to limit this thing to only games in the post-1990 era that you need to know about in Mizzou's football past.
- Fifth Down (1990). It even has its own Wikipedia page. Plainly, we got screwed, which could be Mizzou's motto. The Colorado Prairie Cows got an extra down, and Mizzou got effed. Pretty simple, but on the fifth down, Colorado scored. Colorado was ranked 12th in the country and was about to lose on the road to Mizzou. Then it happened. Game over.
- Flea Kicker (1997). Another Wikipedia page dedicated to destroying me. I remember watching this while in high school. I was born to hate the Huskers, and I'm sure part of being bred that way has put me in Omaha now. Karma, you skank, you.
Mizzou up on the No. 1 Cornies at home 38-31. Corby Jones was on fire all game. On a fourth down, Scott Frost tosses a lame duck rope (the only one I've ever seen) to Shevin Wiggins, who boots the ball to Matt Davidson. Touchdown Cornies. Remote meets TV in the Big Head house.
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nick bell about 1 year ago
love ur review! i'm a mizzou grad also born hating the color red...grew up 60 miles south of o-m-g-ha and couldn't go across the missouri river on saturdays - except to lincoln several times when mizzou played there. i was there for the last mu victory...barely remember it. but this year is going to be sweet as the tigers take back mem stadium as their own and hang third defeat in a row on the cornies!
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Jerry Maly about 1 year ago
it's too bad someone gets posted with 3rd grade papers and such poor taste for language. GO BIG RED!!!!!
BIG RED WINS 10 GAMES IN 2008!!!
JERRY FROM AZ.
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Bob Bliss about 1 year ago
I was there for the CU 5th down game in Columbia.
I watched the Flea Kicker game while in Toronto while dining with my boss (a die hard Corn Husk Sucker) I wasn't sure I'd ever recover from the gut wrenching loss, his corn bre(a)d jokes and being stuck with the tab.
Last season was, in short, magical.
After Pinkel was hired, he started to do the impossible. A stand up coach who held players accountable, started to close the borders for recruiting, and never made excuses. And even better, his teams started winning. 2008 holds just as much promise. If Mizzou get by the Illini on opening day, its going to be a hell of a ride and one I've waited a lifetime to unfold. GO MIZZOU.
P.S. Jerry, while the language may be spicy, we've had to suffer not only through Corn Fuskers for a lifetime, we've had to ensure the misery of the Rams Lawrence Phillips, Richie Incognito, Eric Crotch and other miserable Nebraska trash. Deal with it (and the spanking you're going to endure again in 2008).
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Jenny Riedy 11 months ago
One game I would have to say that is missing off of your list would have to be the 41-24 win over Nebraska in 2003. At the time I was a Tiger Hostess for the Tigers, and this is the game we saw the difference in how recruits perceived us. Most of the games back then, you were lucky if the recruits weren't wearing other school's colors... but then what seemed to be impossible happened, in the pooring rain, at night, we beat Nebraska for the first time in 25 years, and every single recruit ran onto the field to celebrate with the fans and the team. After that game, you could see a visible difference in how football recruits perceived Tiger Football when they came to watch a game during the fall, or came for their campus tours in the winter. They knew that this was a team that was committed to becoming a powerhouse. I would say that game allowed us to recruit some of the amazing athletes we have on the Missouri roster today. GO MIZZOU!!!
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