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A few weeks ago, Bill Simmons suggested ways for tennis to become more popular. Many have attempted to do so as well. Ratings aren't great, average Joe sports fans could care less, and for the most part, people just don't really care...

NFL Newswire Rundown: July 2

by Tosten Burks [HUMOR]

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July 02, 2008


A few weeks ago, Bill Simmons suggested ways for tennis to become more popular. Many have attempted to do so as well. Ratings aren't great, average Joe sports fans could care less, and for the most part, people just don't really care.

I think I know why.

In America right now, it's summer. People love summer. Summer means warm weather, the beach, and clear skies. Today, Wimbledon got rained out. Who is going to watch television in July to see some rain? The Sports Guy's article on this was a joke. I have the real solution to tennis's popularity problems:

Get rid of weather.

Now get rid of your boredom after reading that weak introduction by reading today's news report from your resident Rotoworld Whore.

 

Najeh to Detroit or Arizona?

Free agent RB Najeh Davenport is reportedly interested in playing for the Lions or Cardinals.

No word on whether the interest is mutual, but both teams could obviously use a big back with Davenport's skills. The Browns would be another interesting landing spot, but Davenport admitted that it's not an option because of his troublesome relationship with his son's mother in Cleveland.
Somebody actually wants to play for the Lions and Cardinals? Matt Millen or Rod Graves: Sign this guy right now. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
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  1. Tosten Burks about 1 year ago

    You know, I hope Ronnie Brown has a wife.

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  2. Jimbo about 1 year ago

    Davenport won't come to Cleveland because of a troubled relationship with his son's mother? If it makes him feel any better, she probably won't make the team.

    Thank god Ronnie Brown is cleared for contact. Now when he's standing on the sideline he can tap the coach's shoulder and say, "Ricky looks tired."

    Jerious Norwood has a good chance to dominate punts? What does he do, beat them with a whip?

    Green Bay Packers to Brett Favre: Have you tried the Calamine lotion?

    :)

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    • Tosten Burks about 1 year ago

      Haha.
      Atta boy.

      Ya Norwood is going to be attacking those punts like Charles Barkley attacks his golf balls. After Jerious is done with them, you won't even be able to recognize those punts.

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