A few weeks ago, Bill Simmons suggested ways for tennis to become more popular. Many have attempted to do so as well. Ratings aren't great, average Joe sports fans could care less, and for the most part, people just don't really care.
I think I know why.
In America right now, it's summer. People love summer. Summer means warm weather, the beach, and clear skies. Today, Wimbledon got rained out. Who is going to watch television in July to see some rain? The Sports Guy's article on this was a joke. I have the real solution to tennis's popularity problems:
Get rid of weather.
Now get rid of your boredom after reading that weak introduction by reading today's news report from your resident Rotoworld Whore.
Free agent RB Najeh Davenport is reportedly interested in playing for the Lions or Cardinals.





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Tosten Burks about 1 year ago
You know, I hope Ronnie Brown has a wife.
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Tosten Burks about 1 year ago
Just realized that if he doesn't, I could be in a very awkward situation.
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Joe Willett about 1 year ago
It will be even more awkward when his girlfriend reads the wife line.
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Tosten Burks about 1 year ago
Lmao, yes it will be.
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Jimbo about 1 year ago
Davenport won't come to Cleveland because of a troubled relationship with his son's mother? If it makes him feel any better, she probably won't make the team.
Thank god Ronnie Brown is cleared for contact. Now when he's standing on the sideline he can tap the coach's shoulder and say, "Ricky looks tired."
Jerious Norwood has a good chance to dominate punts? What does he do, beat them with a whip?
Green Bay Packers to Brett Favre: Have you tried the Calamine lotion?
:)
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Tosten Burks about 1 year ago
Haha.
Atta boy.
Ya Norwood is going to be attacking those punts like Charles Barkley attacks his golf balls. After Jerious is done with them, you won't even be able to recognize those punts.
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