In breaking news the NFL has ended an investigation that may have taken away the Super Bowl Championship from the New Orleans Saints because of a doping controversy. Fans, players, and coaches alike are shocked at this latest development.
Rumor has is that Head Coach Sean Payton wass the person in question.
After running the ball on a 4th and goal in the 2nd quarter of the Super Bowl on Sunday suspicions rose. Next, Payton started the second half with an onside kick that sent the league office in a frenzy of disbelief. An investigation immediately began.
Commissioner Roger Goodell commented that he felt that Head Coach Sean Payton was either on crack-cocaine or he had the biggest stones in the world.
After two days of testing and a written statement by his wife the investigation ended.
Payton looked concerned as test results were revealed to him (as seen above). "I live in New Orleans; crazy shit happens" said Coach Payton.
The Maury Povich style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtWssdauME) revealing of a negative drug test relieved every member of the Saints family.
His wife was the only person in the room that did not seem surprised, "I knew all along, when I think of Sean I think of C-Loss” http://jaymckinnon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/vanwilder.jpg.
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