Second Annual "All You Need To Know About National Signing Day" Rankings

Here's the second annual “All You Need to Know About National Signing Day” recruiting analysis. I have rated the 25 best named recruits in the country, plus the five classes with the coolest names.

While there were no Shavodrick Beavers this year to pick from, there were a lot of solid names, some of which missed the cut (Gifford Timothy, Fidel Montgomery, and Matt Pelesasa, to name a few).

Anyway, here are the 25 coolest names for the college football Class of 2014:

25. Forrest Hightower, San Jose State

24. Rowdy Harper, Houston

23. Jackson Kaka, New Mexico State

22. Johnathan Ragoo, Minnesota

21. Dwellie Striggles, Buffalo

20. King Holder, San Diego State

19. Kalafitoni Pole, Washington State

18. Chi Chi Ariguzo, Northwestern

17. Furious Bradley, Southern Miss

16. Munchie Legaux, Cincinnati

15. B.J. Chitty, Troy

14. Matangi Tonga, Houston

13. Deveon Dinwiddle, Kansas State

12. Storm Johnson, Miami (Fla.)

11. Happy Iona, Oregon State

10. Ace Sanders, South Carolina

9. Carrington Byndom, Texas

8. Braxton Deaver, Duke

7. Sharrod Golightly, South Carolina

6. Mike Bizzarro, Akron

5. Jaqwaylin Arps, Kansas

4. Tank Sessions, Florida State

3. Jose Jose, UCF

2. Mister Jones, Texas A&M

1. Wave Ryder, Utah State

And now, here are the top six celebrity cameos in college football:

6. Tyler Perry, Oregon State

5. Tyson Chandler, N.C. State

4. Ed Sullivan, Marshall

3. Quartney Cox, UAB

2. James Polk, Texas Tech

1. Mack Brown, Florida

Moving on, I also have my juniors and Brothers of the Year:

Tebucky Jones, Jr., Connecticut

Steve McNair, Jr., Southern Miss

Alec Ogletree, Georgia

Alexander Ogletree, Georgia

And without further ado, here are the top five recruiting classes of 2010:

5. Florida State: Dan Foose, Holmes Onwukaife, Tank Sessions, Debrale Smiley, Nigel Terrell, Clint Trickett

4. Duke – Brandon Braxton, Takoby Cofield, Braxton Deaver, Clerance France, Cooper Helfet, Nick Sink, Quantrez Stevenson, Laken Tomlinson

3. Tennessee – Raiques Crump, Channing Fugate, Martaze Jackson, Eddrick Loften, Nash Nance, Rajion Neal, Marques Pair, Michael Palardy, Da'Rick Rogers, Dontavis Sapp

2. UCF – Woodley Cadet, Davious Chestnut, Clayton Geathers, Tony Jacob, Jose Jose, Perry Meiklejohn, Jordan Ozerities, Justin Tukes, Cornelius Whitehead

1. South Carolina – Toquavius Gilchrist, Sharrod Golightly, Byron Jerideau, Marcus Lattimore, Du'Von Millsap, Kelcy Quarles, Ace Sanders, Cadarious Sanders