There’s only one thing that could distract us from the round-the-clock coverage of Dwight Freeney’s ankle injury, and that’s Matthew Stafford. And his girlfriend. And her boobs.
Wait, that’s four things.
Regardless, we thank the fellas over at Deadspin for working tirelessly to stay on top of the ongoing saga of the injured Detroit Lions quarterback and his spinnerific squeeze, the now-famous Tammy Hall. And by staying on top of the story, we mean receiving anonymous e-mails with photos of the couple. If it sounds like we’re bitter, that’s because we are. When we get anonymous e-mails, it’s to invite us to send money to participate in an African business venture. When Deadspin gets anonymous e-mails, it’s to invite them to post private photos of buxom coeds. Sunuvabitch.
Anyhoo, as you may recall, the former University of Georgia cheerleader made quite an impression on the Pooperazzi the first time we saw her. How does she hold up upon further review? You be the judge. Here’s the best of the best of Tammy, The Sequel. You’ll have to head over yonder to see the rest.