Who Dat Say I Can't Say "Who Dat"? (HUMOR)

This just in from an in-law who lives near New Orleans:

"HELP!"

That's what I heard when I picked up the phone a few minutes ago.

"What in the blue blazes happened?"

"HELP!" He shouted. "Send me some money for bail, kiddo! Dey done put me in jail and dey won't let me out widout dat bail money!"

"Wha-wha-wha---what in the sam hill are you all in jail for? You get drunk outside the police station again?"

"Naw-aw. Dey put me in jail for sayin' "who dat," since you ain't supposed to say dat no more, on account the NFL is suing me on account I 'fringed on the NFL copyright on the Saints fight cheer!"

That is, "Who Dat? Who Dat? Who Dat Think Dey Can Beat Dem Saints?"

"Uh--what the tarnation? Since when?"

"Since right now, kiddo! Now send me some money, honey! To the Tangipahoa Parrish Department of Corrections! Overnight it, will ya?"

And, wouldn't you know it, the local New Orleans TV station is on to something.

So, if I download the Jimmy Buffet song, "Phins Up," (not that I would--that song is stupid!), is the NFL gonna sue me?

What I'd like to know is, when is the NFL gonna sue the Federal Government for enacting the "Patriot" Act?