LET'S GET READY TO..... Move On To The Next PPV

Joel DanielsContributor IJanuary 26, 2010

UNCASVILLE, CT - AUGUST 3:  Actor Jeremy Piven guest hosts WWE's 'Monday Night Raw' at Mohegan Sun on August 3, 2009 in Uncasville, Connecticut.  (Photo by Jim Rogash/Getty Images)
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Let me just start by saying this - I am a blunt person. This is all my opinion, and you're welcome to disagree/agree... but bottom line is: It's my opinion. 


As everyone is aware, the Royal Rumble is now on our heels. And I for one am not looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to the PPV AFTER the Rumble. Why??? Think about it this way - Royal Rumble 2010 only has two matches:


WWE TITLE MATCH: Randy is going to win. Period. Why keep Sheamus as champion??? Because he's Irish???? Because his lack of a tan or any character adds "a different look" to Raw??? MOVING ON!

Whatever other matches are happening in between: I don't even WANT to know what other matches are happening at the Royal Rumble. And that is sad. Very, very, sad. I look back fondly on the days of creativity, and wish we could just get back a fraction of that.

That unpredictability. That intense emotion and controversy. That intensity that made you cling to edges of your seat, scream, get angry, shout, jump ten feet in the air, PUNCH SOMEBODY FOR THE SAKE OF IT!


THIRTY MAN OVER THE TOP ROPE: Okay. I'll be straight here: Ted winning this would royally piss me off (a job assigned to Cena)! Personally the kid's (yeah I said kid!) doesn't exact anything from me other than when he's teaming with Cody and/or Orton - aka, when he's a HEEL. The way his face turn is going it looks to be a lethal combination of Cena and Kofi - he SUCKS and he burns out really quickly. Here's to hoping someone else wins. Surprise me Vince!


Alright that's that. Just had to get that out there before I headed to Raw and beat Vince with a spiky crowbar for all horrible doses of Raw episodes he's been feeding me.