Top 10 Reasons Why Mike Leach Was Fired From Texas Tech (humor)

According to Texas Tech, Mike Leach was terminated with cause. What was the cause? We give you the top ten possible causes as to why he was fired:

No. 10

The fourth installment of The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Stranger Tides , lost Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom as its stars, so obviously, Leach must go as well.

No. 9

His wavy locks just didn't look as cool on TV as Pete Carroll's.

No. 8

Gloria Allred is representing the Fat Girlfriends on Facebook Group and the school thought getting rid of Leach would be the cheaper lawsuit alternative.

No. 7

The conference just couldn't bear another year of the "No Defense" jokes.

No. 6

The Urban Meyer saga ran its course on ESPN. Time for a new martyr.

No. 5

AD Myers thinks Charlie Weis has more of an offensive-genius mind. And he tweets!

No. 4

PETA demanded that the school not fine him again— 400 pigs lost their lives the last time he got in hot water.

No. 3

Ten winning seasons and a winning bowl record just can't compete with a potential Dancing with the Stars gig, now can it?

No. 2

ESPN really wants Chucky out, and Captain Hook in, on Monday Night Football!

And the No. 1 cause.....

Come on...keep Leach when Baylor's Art Briles and ex-coach Steve Kragthorpe are available?