Santa Visits the TUF House
Twas the night before Christmas and Santa was swift,
On a visit to the TUF house to deliver some gifts.
He slid down the chimney with never a care,
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Not expecting to encounter a broken lawn chair.
He fell to the floor, which glittered with glass
From broken beer glasses
Reminiscent of Junie Browning's past.
Unfortunately Santa made quite a clatter,
His curses rang loudly throughout all the clutter
Awakening the fighters, who had previously passed out.
Though hung over from drinking they were up in a flash.
Loving to fight, they thought Santa to trash!
Poor Santa was helpless all slumped on the floor,
He rolled to his knees to crawl out the door,
But quickly they found him both light weights and heavy,
They pounced on the old elf, no longer so merry.
So if for some reason, Santa misses your house,
Chalk it up to the free liquor Dana White had in the TUF house!
~~~~~~~Merry Christmas to all, and to all a safe night!~~~~~~~~
