Some Letters From Around College Football on Saturday (Satire)

WarderroCorrespondent INovember 29, 2009

TEMPE, AZ - NOVEMBER 28:  Fans of the Arizona State Sun Devils cheer during the college football game against the Arizona Wildcats at Sun Devil Stadium on November 28, 2009 in Tempe, Arizona. The Wildcats defeated the Sun Devils 20-17. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
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Dear Coach Harbaugh,
I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank you for your ringing Heisman endorsement after the Notre Dame win. Also, I want to thank you for giving me the ball late with the game on the line—you know, unlike the week before.
All the best,
Toby Gerhart
 
Dear Pete Carroll,  
Just caught the last moments of your team's UCLA win. What was your deal complaining about me two weeks ago?
Best, 
Jim Harbaugh 

Dear Charlie Weis,
It's time to talk. I think you know what it's about.
Sincerely, 
Jack Swarbick, Notre Dame A.D.
  
Dear Brian Kelly,
It's time to talk. I think you know what it's about.
Sincerely, 
Jack Swarbick, Notre Dame A.D.
 

Dear Jevan Snead,  
You may want to hold off for a year. Just a hunch.
Sincerely, 
Mel Kiper Jr. 
  
Dear Mark Mangino,
We have been been getting a lot of heat for our late-game management the last couple of weeks. Thanks so much for taking some pressure off and making us shine by comparison. 
Sincerely, 
Les Miles
Jeff Tedford
Tom Williams, Yale head coach
 
Dear Bob Stoops,
Just wanted to write and say thank you for the win on Saturday, you really helped us out.
Sincerely,
Chris Petersen
P.S. Still sorry about that whole Fiesta Bowl thing
P.P.S. Kirk Ferentz and Joe Paterno extend their thanks, as well
 
Dear Fiesta Bowl Commissioner,
Just a reminder: when making your bowl participant selection, be sure to look back at the calendar.
September 26, 2009 at Beaver Stadium: Iowa 21, Penn State 10. 
Sincerely, 
Kirk Ferentz

Dear Kyle Williams,
I know it seems unnatural for you to just let a ball drop, but that would have been the better decision on Saturday. Sorry your great game had to end like that.
Best,
Ed Yevelev

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