Normally I would be angry about the Ducks having a week off, but to tell you the truth, I could use a break. I am completely spent from that down to the wire, pulling out my hair, covering my eyes, instant classic, comeback win down in Arizona.
I was so nervous in the fourth quarter it felt like I had just drunk 17 cups of coffee. And then when Jeremiah Masoli found Ed Dickson in the back of the end zone on that beautiful post route, it was like I had a Starbucks double-shot to account for the giddiness.
To sum up, I was shaking more than a Shakira music video.
But now we get to look ahead to a game even more important and nerve-wrecking than last Saturday: the 113th Civil War.
And just so we can properly hype up this game to the mammoth proportions it deserves, there will be a Super Bowl-esque break beforehand.
With how much attention the game is drawing already, it will take about seven overtimes for this game to live up to the hype.
But that’s enough about that, for now.
With Thanksgiving on Thursday, I’m making my picks for the rest of the Pac-10 early.
Stanford 38, Notre Dame 24
The Fighting Irish have taken a beating this year, figuratively and literally. If the media hasn’t been hard enough on Charlie Weis and his team this year, fans are going above and beyond to get the message across that 6-5 just doesn’t cut it in South Bend.
After last week’s devastating home loss to Connecticut, quarterback Jimmy Clausen was punched in the face by a disappointed fan. And much like Notre Dame this season, Clausen did not fight back and left.
If the Fighting Irish can’t handle a single fan at a sports bar, imagine what Heisman candidate Toby Gerhart will do to them this Saturday. I don’t like their chances.
Arizona 34, Arizona State 17
This has let-down game written all over it for Arizona. It will be hard for the emotionally bruised Wildcats to bounce back from the disappointing loss to Oregon, especially on the road.
But luckily for them, the Sun Devils just aren’t a very good football team. And hey, they are still in the running for the Holiday Bowl, so don’t tell me they have nothing left to play for.
Washington 28, Washington State 17
As bad as these teams were last year, the Apple Cup was one of the more exciting (yet pathetic) games of the season.
Both of the Washington schools got off to relatively promising starts this season, so it is disappointing for these teams to have a mere two Pac-10 combined wins coming in to this year's contest.
If you have nothing better to do Saturday afternoon, it might be fun to watch these two teams battle for supremacy in the state of Washington. But then again, that’s like being the tallest midget or smartest retard.
Even if you win, you still suck.
USC 24, UCLA 17
On the bright side, USC fans won’t have to complain about suffering through another Rose Bowl. With a win, the Trojans could make the execs over at the Holiday Bowl the happiest people alive. And the Bruins? Well, they would be happy with the Poinsettia Bowl.
Can you imagine that if USC loses this game it would fall to 4-4 in conference? I can’t even remember the last time that happened. I am going to attribute the fall of the Trojans to the beating Oregon put on them in Autzen on Halloween. Take that, Matt Barkley! Fear the Juju!