Whether it be depantsing them myself and exposing their weak manhood or depantsing myself in front of their team bus, I feel like showing off my butt cheeks the same way Devin Hester did last night on NBC Sunday Night Football.
The only difference between him showing his butt and me showing mine is that mine would be funny.
At least, I would think so.
They still can't run the ball, and the defense definitely needs help learning to cover wide receivers and how to make a correct form tackle.
But, when it came down to it, they had a chance to win the game. And, in today's NFL that is all you can really ask for with your favorite team.
I am not aware of what the gambling line was on last night's game, but the way Cutler missed three "easy" touchdown passes, it would almost seem as if the man had money on the game remaining close. And, in the end, he needed his team to lose, which meant missing a streaking Johnny Knox for an easy touchdown at the end of the game.
And, horribly missing Devin Hester at the end of the game for an easy first down.
Even worse were the two missed TD passes to Greg Olsen and Devin Hester on back-to-back passes.
No NFL quarterback should miss wide open receivers twenty yards down the field, and in the end zone.
Thus, it remains a fact...Jay Cutler is a horrible red zone quarterback.
Thus, it also remains a fact...the Chicago Bears suck.