Da GGM's Weekly Spell On The Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Gris Gris ManContributor INovember 19, 2009

MIAMI GARDENS, FL - NOVEMBER 15:  Linebacker Niko Koutouvides #53 of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers reacts after failing to make a tackle against the Miami Dolphins at Land Shark Stadium on November 15, 2009 in Miami Gardens, Florida.  (Photo by Doug Benc/Getty Images)
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Spell on the Tampa Bay Buc’s

Oh great Voodoo spirit Papa Legbo,

For dis week’s opponents I need you for sho ,

We go to do battle with pirates and buccaneers,

Like some of you was in your living young years,

So I call on the spirit of da brothers Lafitte,

Give us your power against dis team we will meet,

Wave your hands over pot as my spell I do brew,

Dis spell I do cast with da power from you,

Into my pot I throw white sand from their beaches,

I mix it with jellyfish and blood from some leeches,

Add in some socks I took off Leftwich’s flat feet,

I put in some lips of a mute so dey can't speak,

Added some hair from the Williams’ big head,

Stirred in some blood from eels dats was dead,

Throw in some eyes from a mole that can’t see,

So their returners will be blind and just take a knee,

I found some old teeth I pulled out of a snake,

They go in my pot so no TD will dey make,

I cooked up this brew till the owls went to sleep,

Den bottled it up and into their stadium I creeped,

I poured it on dare lockers and into dare big shoes,

I poured it on da field so for sure dey will lose,

Dis spell is not evil but powerful it be,

Let all of my followers believe and you'll see,

Oh Fluer and StJenkins, St Drew and ez, VGG, JAKE and njsaintsfan,

To RIP and to all of my good friends every woman and man,

Gintz and SaintsFan75 know that I be with you and always alive,

I have moved on for now but you Saints will still thrive,

Believe in da Voodoo and the Buccaneers’ will succumb,

Wit dis spell now come Sunday our Saints will done won!

Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Witch Doctor King




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