Tennis Writing According To Aaron K. (Humor)

Robert OrzechowskiAnalyst INovember 11, 2009

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - OCTOBER 31:  A bookietakes a bet during the 2009 Victoria Derby Day meeting at Flemington Racecourse on October 31, 2009 in Melbourne, Australia.  (Photo by Quinn Rooney/Getty Images)
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Roger Federer will play Julien Benneteau today at the Paris Masters.  Will Roger win the coin toss? Place your bets today at

Rafael Nadal wore his famous pirate-like clothing a few years back?  Will he return to those magical days? Check out the odds and cash in at

Will Novak Djokovic change rackets yet again for a more lucrative deal. Lay your money down at

Does Juan Martin Del Potro prefer his toilet paper to go under the roll or over the roll?  Cash in at

Andy Murray has had a wrist injury and today he plays James Blake. Will Andy lose his temper without further injuring himself.  Place this hottest bet at

Will Aaron Kumar be able to hold down the number one tennis rankings, contribute short pointless articles, plug his website and still collect commissions?  Place your bets here at

Will this article generate 10,000 reads and win Article Of the Day, and collect a Pulitzer prize? Take your hard earned cash, kiss it good-bye and place your long shot at

Will Bleacher Report finally realize that anything with betting should be cleared from the site solely intended for sports and sports writing?  Throw your money away but throw it here at