The Best of Ochocinco, Volume Four

Russell Wight by Scribe Written on November 10, 2009
BALTIMORE - OCTOBER 11:  Chad Ochocinco #85 of the Cincinnati Bengals warms up before the game against the Baltimore Ravens at M&T Bank Stadium on October 11, 2009 in Baltimore, Maryland. The Bengals defeated the Ravens 17-14. (Photo by Larry French/Getty Images) Larry French/Getty Images

After three editions of The Best of Ochocinco, you would think I could have covered Chad Ochocinco's best tweets.

However, OGOchoCinco just keeps 'em coming.

This version involves Chad's obviously loving relationship with his grandmother.

I now present The Best of Ochocinco, Volume Four.

OGOchoCinco Yall ain't gonna believe this, grandma bought a hot dog, pulled her own ketchup and mustard packs out her purse <--- She showing off n cincy!

OGOchoCinco The same peppermint bag she gave me when I was little in church, why does she still have the same bag full of peppermints asking if I want 1.

OGOchoCinco Oh hell na she trying to clean my ears with a q-tip, alright she going to far, going through my house dusting huh? I'm grown right <---

OGOchoCinco Mam why she got on my old FUBU jersey as her night gown. WTF, she told me she still hip hop. she really think she doing it up to! Wow

OGOchoCinco What channel is Jay z concert on, grandma want to see him perform <----- it must be the FUBU jersey got her acting 30 tonight

OGOchoCinco We in the theatre, mind you now her purse is half the size of my body, she got the blanket off the damn airplane trying to cover me up, huh?

OGOchoCinco #rememberbackndaday when yo momma - grandma would pinch you real hard in church to get you to stop misbehaving

OGOchoCinco #rememberbackndaday when you got in trouble in school and put on three pair of underwear to prevent the beating from hurting when u got home

OGOchoCinco @MissErika I tried suicide once, I talked back to grandma and I saw her hand then I saw this bright light with angels waving come home

OGOchoCinco Beautiful morning in Liberty City, nothing like waking up at grandmas house n remembering them days when I was young, plastic on couch? SMH

OGOchoCinco Why I wake up n I was stuck to the couch, she wouldn't let me turn on the AC talking bout her bill gone be high, ain't no food n here!

OGOchoCinco Yall won't believe this shh, my old room is covered in church hat boxes like it's a damn hat convention, shoes with the purse on top to match

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