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In today's revelations: Joey Porter, Bob Sanders and that psycho girl from the New Mexico soccer team...
What they're tweeting :
Joey-Porter : Getting ready for the Patriots on Sunday by watching film and reading up on the Tom Brady rules. Don't count on any sacks from me this week, but definitely a personal foul.
Rajon-Rondo : Glad to have the contract done and to be a Celtic. I know @Chris-Paul is jealous.
What we're tweeting:
@Elizabeth-Lambert : Not sure what is more amazing, that you didn't get kicked out of that game or that you turned out not to be the devil.
@Bob-Sanders : Bob, we had you down for playing 4 games this season in our pool, very disappointing...should have known better.
@Alex-Rodriguez : Congrats on the World Series. You now have as many rings as steroids admissions!
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