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Fresh off a night of Bragging Rights, Raw is here to add to the action. Tonight, Evan Bourne takes on Charlie Haas for the US title. But before that, Haas must take on D-X as he fights HHH with Shawn Michaels.
Also, Cena's title loss was caused by a devastating RKO from the Viper himself, Randy Orton. Cena wants revenge, and He'll get it, because tonight Cena and Kofi are taking on Orton and Swagger in tag team action.
Also, the new World Tag champions make an announcement.
(Fireworks go off)
King and Cole don't talk, because Franchise is in the middle of the ring.
Franchise: HAAS!! Come out here!
I can't win goes off and he comes in.
Haas: What's the prob Shane?
Franchise: Haas, tonight you get what you deserve. A complete ass beating from the two future legends HHH and Shawn Michaels. Afterwards... right afterwards, you will take on Evan Bourne for your US Title! Anything you want to say?
Haas: Well, Mr. Douglas... I don't have anything to say, but he does...
Mr. McMahon comes out.
McMahon: Shane, I think you were a great wrestler and doing a fantastic job, but Mr. Haas doesn't need this kind of punishment. In fact, I applaud him for what he did. Let him have his title match tonight, but D-X shouldn't get involved.
Franchise: But
McMahon: Is there a problem? Don't forget I write your paychecks. Now lets have a good Raw.
The crowd boos McMahon as Haas laughs histerically.
Cryme Tyme's announcement
Cryme Tyme comes down to the ring, wearing their belts over their shoulders. The crowd is screaming for their new champions.
Cryme Tyme: Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo!
Shad: Yo!
JTG: Yo!
Cryme Tyme: YO!
JTG: Shadrick my good man. Twhat is that around your shoulder?
Shad: My good fellow, JTG, this would be a World Tag Team Title Belt!
JTG: Oh, my Lord, I seem to have one around my shoulder too!
Shad: Oh, maybe it's because we're the
Cryme Tyme: NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF RAW!!!!
JTG: And since we've gotten these we've been gettin that money money.
The crowd starts chanting "Yeah Yeah that money money, Yeah Yeah!"
Shad: Yeah homie, haha. Tonight we're here to celebrate, and name the #1 contenders!
JTG: The number one contenders...
???: Are us! According to the GM.
Two mysterious men wearing masks walk down.
???: Yeah, we were a formally franchised team. In fact, the team that Shane was talking to on the video.
King: Oh my God Cole!
Cole: Yes, I know. It's the Naturals!
The Naturals take off their masks.
Andy: I'm Andy Douglas, and that is Chase Stevens!
Chase: Look, we respect you two, but, the two of us think we deserve those titles. We're... naturally, the best here. We're naturally the best tag team in all of the WWE, and next week you'll see why. But until then...
Chase Stevens hits a flipping wheel kick on JTG and Andy Douglas lands a jumping neckbreaker on Shad! They both hold up the titles as their music goes off and we go back to the Franchise's office.
Franchise: Wow... not exactly what I expected those two to do... but if they think they can get the job done, whatever.
Big Show walks in.
Show: Mr. Douglas?
Franchise: Ah, call me Shane Show.
Show: Okay Shane. Listen man. I've been meaning to talk to you about our.. little deal?
Franchise: Ah, yes, I remember. But as you see, that title already has a number one contender right now. Let that rivalry cool down a bit and then take the championship. Until then, I'll have you go up against all of the top contenders.
Show: Hm, not exactly the plan. But okay. Who's first?
Franchise: A man who's young, but shows much promise. Someone that at one point thought he could take you down a peg. Someone you shold enjoy destroying.
Show:???
Franchise: Just go down to the ring big guy. You won't be dissapointed.
Big Show vs. ???
Big Show goes down to the ring, the fans cheering at the newly face turned giant. He holds that giant boxing fist up and waits for the opponent. The Miz comes down to the ring. He looks worried. He comes down, holding his stomach like he's sick from the thought of having to take on the Big Show. Show just sits in the ring and laughs.
Miz gets in and tries to clothesline Big Show, but he just catches the Prince of Awesome and slams him right on his neck. He picks him up and drops him with his leg drop Guillotine. 1..2.. Show gets up. He puts Miz in the cobra clutch, then hits the back breaker. He picks up Miz and punches him right in the Jaw. Miz stumbles in a 360, right into Big Show's Chokeslam! 1..2..3! It's over.
King: You can keep counting and counting.
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