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To all of the readers of our little project, I say WELCOME to "a night" of no dissapointment. Seriously folks, we've got great matches from SD!, Raw, and ECW, and of course the KOTR is back. Let's get started!
(Pyro goes off, fans cheer, and King introduces us to the KOTR.)
King: Hello everyone in the WWE Universe! Welcome to Bragging Rights!
Cole: Yes King, tonight is a night where Brand Supremicy is a must for the shows.
King: Yes, and the supreme brand, Raw, will have an amazing show! And we WILL win the King of the Ring. Here are the matches folks:
Rey Mysterio vs. Evan Bourne
Chavo Guerrerro vs. Tyler Reks
Shelton vs. Masters
Knox vs. Carlito
JR: Hold on King, Raw isn't the only brand at this slobber knocker.
Striker: ECW is here too, and let's be honest. No one can top the land of extreme!
King: Well guys, your about to see why Raw is so dominant, because here is the first round!
Rey Mysterio vs. Evan Bourne: KOTR First Round
Rey Rey comes down first, fans screaming for the luchador. Mysterio has on his PPV wear, this time, a SD! mask and pants, as he gets in the ring. His opponent comes out. Evan Bourne, the #1 contender for the US Title, runs out to the ring with a big pop from the crowd. The two shake hands as they begin the match. They collide in the middle, but Rey overpowers Evan, pushing him into the corner.
Rey hits some chops on Evan and then goes to the middle of the ring. He holds his chain, then looks up, then runs at Evan and hits a dropkick to the corner. Evan falls over and coughs repeatedly. He pulls himself up only to fall in between the ropes. Rey looks like he wants to finish this early. He goes for the 619, but Evan dodges, and hits Rey with a wheel kick.
Evan gets up and walks over to Rey. He goes for the Standing Moonsault, but Rey puts his knees up and Evan crashes. Rey jumps up to his feet. He springboards off the ropes onto Evan with a flying crossbody. 1..2.. Evan kicks out. Evan rolls outside the ring. Rey waits for him to get up, then jumps over the rope for a dive, but Evan moves. Rey lands on his feet, but Evan drops Rey's face down with a knee facebuster. The ref's count hits 6. Evan throws Rey back inside. Evan gets on the apron. He jumps over with a body splash.
1..2.. Rey kicks out. Evan pulls Rey into the middle of the ring. He puts Rey in the sleeperhold with body scissors. Rey looks like he's fading. Rey's arm goes down. He looks like he passed out.
King: Do you see that JR? Not only did Evan beat Rey, but he didn't even use his finisher!
JR: It's not over yet King, look!
Rey puts up a fight. He rolls over and gets on his stomach. He stands up with Evan on his back! He falls back and Evan's head hits the ropes. Evan is holding his neck in pain. Rey struggles to get back up as does Evan. Evan goes for a hurricanrana, but Rey catches Evan. He powerbombs Evan! Rey goes up top. He points up at Eddie. He jumps off with a Frog Splash, but Evan rolls out of harms way. He then hits the Standing Moonsault on Rey. 1..2.. Rey kicks out. Evan signals for the Air Bourne. He goes up top
He looks ready and points at the crowd, but Rey is already up. He runs at the corner and grabs the ropes. His momentum swings him around on top and kicks Evan in the back of the skull for an odd 619! Evan falls straight on his head. Rey points up again and hits the Frog Splash! 1..2..3! Rey advances!!!
King: NO! Cheat! He cheated! Evan should've won!
Striker: Wow, looks like Raw isn't really doing too hot in the beginning.
JR: Now now boys, calm down. This is all just competition.
King: Competition my royal ass! It's not right.
Rey pulls Evan to his feet. They shake hands. Evan holds Reys arm up. Rey leaves first. Evan follows... but Charlie Haas comes out from under the ring! He clotheslines him in the back of the head! Evan's skull crashes on the ramp. Haas picks him up and hits a T-Bone! He then puts Evan in the Haas of Pain! Kofi Kingston runs down and scares off Haas.
King: Wow! Good thing Kofi came down. The #1 Contender looks in bad shape.
JR: Let's get to the next match and hope that Evan will make it to his match tomorrow.
Striker: Yeah, next is (Stricker's voice goes high and his face is being drawn on.) HEY! What's going on!
D-X: (HHH) Sorry Matt, we couldn't resist. Let me clear my throat here. Mhp-hm. Ugh.... (Spits onto the floor.)
Shawn: Uh... I'll speak. Tonight there is a tag team triple threat for the UNIFIED TAG TITLES! It's between JeriShow, Cryme Tyme, and the Hart Corporation. Why weren't we invited to the dance? You see folks, we're buddies with JTG and Shad. Since I speak fluent rap, we get along pretty good.
Cryme Tyme comes out.
HHH: So guys, hopefully you two can pull off a win for Raw.
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