Blizzard Of Raw: 11/2/09

Dale Burke by Contributor Written on November 03, 2009
Ozzy Osbourne with WWF wrestler Triple H during a press conference to announce the Ozzfest 2002 line-up and partnership with the WWF at the WWF/World Theater in Times Square in New York City.  3/21/02  Photo by Scott Gries/ImageDirect Scott Gries/Getty Images

For the first Raw of November we are visited by guest Hosts Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne.

Show begins with Sharon and Ozzy. They are in the ring with a kings chair. Ozzy found Regals throne. Miz interrupts Ozzy and Sharon.

"this guy when he hears the thunder he takes a bow."

"really little boy"
I think Ozzy was trying to eat miz' face.
Legacy coming out to laughs by Sharon. (that can't be safe for the Osbourne brood-mother)

Legacy bitching. Miz Bitching. Big Show coming out to bitch."Ozzy is So Sorry"
DX sure does have more and more merch on when they come to the ring these days.
"the Ratings killers" triple h buries raw talent in one sentence. to push merch.

"Cobi Kingston vs Randy Orton". 
Still Sad that Triple H continues to make Raw the joke it is.

Miz and Evan Bourne for the United States title. Miz starts out aggressive stomping Bourne to the mat. Evan goes for a reversal to a hip-toss Miz goes for another toss and Evan walks up the ropes to a hurricanrana. wheel kick and Miz goes to the floor. Bourne setting up for a plancha... oh wait never mind he hits his knee press to the outside on the Miz. Two count. Break dance pin, two count. Miz takes control back with a knee to the gut.. Lays Bourne across the top rope with a front suplex. Sitting abdominal stretch. Bourne fighting out Miz turns it into a pump-handle but bourne has different plans turning it into a pin. two count. the two get to their feet Miz goes for a suplex knee to the face by Bourne. Bourne spins around Miz quad muscle and pins with a spinning leg sweep pin thing. two count. Miz dodges Evan in the corner but Evan lands on second rope spinning kick to the back of Miz skull. two count. fun top rope move sets up for "Air Bourne" Miz rolls out of the way. Hip toss to the corner disorients Evan just long enough for the "SCF". Your Winner and still US Champ Miz.(i had to pause to keep up with this match. great match for both Miz and Bourne finally bourne doesn't look like he is in a one sided battle.)

The Celtic Warrior (isn't he Scottish? My sources suck. Dublin i thought they were saying Glasgow over on ecw.)  facing Jaime Noble. Poor noble is getting dismantled from the get go. he towers over noble. a lot of attacks to nobles dome. Fans have already lost interest.   Crazy fan asking "Big Red" to "Give us some more" Stretcher brought out for the decrepit leftovers of Noble.

Rey Batista Recap. Commercial.

Monday recap coming in from the break. 
Kofi takes on Orton In mere seconds. Kofi Cuts a good promo on Orton needing a mirror. good stuff with Kofi this week. So Orton Slow and methodical vs Kofi Speed and endurance. this should be a good match. Ref looks like he teaches math to 8th graders and tells stories of being on raw to the students. B*tch slaps back and forth . the viper runs kofi to the corner and is beating him to a pulp. Kofi went from credible to jobber style in the beginning . and one European uppercut puts Kofi back in the game. trips Orton over the ropes into legacy. Ozzy Interrupts and says the Madness Begins Out come MvP and Mark Henry. More commercials. 

Kofi and Dibiase in the ring at the end of break. Kofi controls the Match against all three. tags in MVP. Ballin and Boom drop. two count. Henry is in. Dibiase goes for the knee and tags in Cody. MvP going for the Drive by but Cody kicks him in the face. MvP sets up for a Suplex but Cody gets ted for a tag. In comes Orton after some chaos in legacy's corner. MVP is looking a bit worse for wear. Quick tags by legacy keeping MvP isolated. Half-nelson face-lock by Rhodes. MvP Fighting out of it only to get a Dropkick to the mouth. Orton in he is stomping MvP. Another dropkick to the mouth two count. MvP gets control-ish, and Drop toe hold. misses knee to the skull Orton looks back to the face corner and drops a knee on MvP who is now face up. MvP is in dire straits dragged back to Legacy's corner.  Henry finally tagged in the crowd looks really into this match. Kofi saves an RKO attempt and Mark Henry beats Cody Rhodes for his team. 

Ooh now it's time for the real Ratings Killer the gimmick segment Raw's Got Talent. ill be back after the commercial break. 

I love when TNA and Raw Commercials interrupt each others shows.  Comcast needs to get their heads in the game seriously.

Kahli actually looks like he has fun in these non wrestling segments.
Hahaha Santino's garbs are Awesome. "Ozzy and Harriet is popular in Italy"

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