College Football Week Nine Preview: USC, Texas In For a “Thriller"-ing Weekend
The final college football Saturday in October just so happens to fall on Halloween this year, and in that spirit, here’s your weekend college football preview, as guided by the Halloween classic, “Thriller” by Michael Jackson.
“It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark”
No reason not to start from the beginning.
After this weekend, just five weeks will remain before the final BCS standings are released. And for teams that need losses for them to even have a shot of competing for a national title, the clock creeps ever closer towards midnight, sealing them out of the BCS National Title Game.
That evil lurking is the possibility that some of those teams, like TCU, Boise State, Cincinnati, and Iowa are in danger of finishing unbeaten, and still missing out on the national title game. They will all have to start putting on a show for the nation, and soon, if any of them hope to be playing on January 7.
“Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah. All through the night I’ll save you from the terror on the screen”
Alabama and Florida are like a happy couple atop the BCS standings right now; seemingly nothing can be done to break them up.
They can cuddle as close together as they’d like, without threatening what will likely be their final date, December 5 at the Georgia Dome for the SEC Championship.
It might be tough for either team to save the other from that “terror on the screen, ” the remaining SEC schedule for both teams, but all signs point to a messy breakup just before Christmas-time.
“Creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorize y’alls neighborhood”
Creatures—in this case in-conference opponents with bad records—with axes to grind and noise to make, could make this Halloween weekend a scary time for in the neighborhoods of the BCS’s top teams.
Indiana (4-4, 1-3 Big 10) comes into Iowa City to face off against the No. 4 Iowa Hawkeyes, in search of blood, and a victory. The Hawkeyes are already injured (although probably not yet bleeding), as they lost top running back Adam Robinson last week for the season.
Both No. 6 TCU and No. 7 Boise State also welcome opponents with uninspiring records into their neighborhoods, afraid of what a shocking loss might mean.
“And grizzly ghouls from every tomb are closing in to seal your doom”
Teams resting on the idea that they’ve secured something in this topsy-turvy college football season beware. Here are two chances for the top of the BCS to topple, against tough, ghoulish-like opponents closing in to seal a terrible fate.
No. 5 USC heads up to Eugene, Oregon to take on the equally scary No. 10 Oregon Ducks, who could not only knock the Trojans out of the “one or two mistakes and we’re in!” seat, and claim it for their own.
No. 3 Texas—set up to take advantage of that messy breakup between Alabama and Florida—could see some scare tactics from No. 14 Oklahoma State, and fall victim to their toughest remaining opponent before their schedule gets a little less intimidating.
“Thriller, thriller night”
All told, this may just be one of the most thrilling college football nights of the season. The fact that it happens to be on Halloween makes it that much better, "for no mere mortal can resist the evil of the thriller." (Insert creepy Vincent Price laughter.)
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