WWE Manual 2.0: Greg Bush's Idea of How To Run Raw Episode 4

greg bush by Correspondent Written on October 29, 2009
LAS VEGAS - AUGUST 24:  Wrestler Big Show appears in the ring during the WWE Monday Night Raw show at the Thomas & Mack Center August 24, 2009 in Las Vegas, Nevada.  (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images) Ethan Miller/Getty Images

Just got through with surgery everyone. Had a few complications, but it was a success. My leg will be back to normal soon. So, let's get started.

Ah, Monday nights.The first show of the week. The first preview matches. Eventually it turns into the first post-PPV Show. Mondays. Where the excitement is.

For ECW see Juan

For Smackdown see Anonymous Guy

For TNA see Adrian Stahle.

Let's get started!

 

(Fireworks go off as the crowd is screaming for someone in the middle of the ring.)

Kofi Kingston is in the middle of the ring. He's holding a mic, and looking around at the crowd.

Kofi: Ladies and gentlemen, Your looking at the #2 contender for the WWE CHAMPIONSHIP! Das right! No matter what happens at Braggin Rights, I'm facing them. Whether it be Swagger or Cena, the Jamaican Buzzsaw is going after them!

Cena comes out to greet the next challenger.

Cena: Ah, Kofi Kingston. Good to see you're finally getting what you deserve. Can't wait to face you after Bragging Rights.

Swagger comes out holding a mic and taunts Cena.

Swagger: Wait wait wait a minute! How do you know you're gonna be the one to take on Kingston? I mean, after all, I've powerbombed  you at the end of each show for the past three weeks. Let's face it. Your days are numbered as WWE Champion, because the All-American American is coming for you! And I'll handle the Jamaican punk... right now!

Swagger runs to the ring and lays out Kofi with the mic. Cena tries to take him down, but Swagger ducks a clothesline and boots him right in the face! Cena is knocked out the ring. Swagger is measuring Kingston... BAM! Kofi hits a little Trouble in Paradise! Kofi grabs the title and stares at it.

King: Wow! What a message Kofi sent the possibly future champ!

Cole: Well, these men have been rivals for a while King. They fought over the US Title already, and now are looking on to get bigger gold. And what better title to go after than the WWE Championship!

King: Up next, we have the third KOTR qualifier.

Miz vs Evan Bourne KOTR Qualifier: Grudge Match

Miz comes down to the ring wearing a shirt that says "I'm AWESOME" and holding a sign that says "Future King of Awesome". Evan comes down after him, not even giving Miz a chance to fight back. He lands a running dropkick to the back of Miz's head. He stumbles and hit head hits the ring apron. Evan puts him in and follows. The match actually begins.

Evan waits for Miz to get up, and he kicks him in the side of the head. Miz stumbles into the corner... bad idea. Evan runs and hits a flying cross body, followed by a side kick to the abdomen. Miz falls over on his hands and knees. Evan jumps on the back of the Miz. He then jumps up on the turnbuckle and back down, crashing down on Miz's head with a leg drop. 1..2..Miz kicks out! Miz slowly gets back up. Evan tries to throw Miz into the middle of the ring, but Miz counters.

He catches Evan's arm, and throws him with an arm drag, followed by another, and another, and then a strong clothesline! 1..Evan kicks out. Miz stomps on the grounded "Air-Bourne" Evan. Miz pulls him over to the ropes and starts choking him with the bottom rope. 1..2..3..4 Miz lets go. He ties Evan in the ropes by putting him in between the three ropes, the middle in front of his stomach. Evan is bent over on the side of the ring. Miz screams "I'm Awesome!" and then hits Evan with a flying lariat!

Evan leans over. Miz pulls him out halfway and hits a neckbreaker while Evan is still hanging. 1..2..Evan puts his foot on the ropes. Evan looks out of it. Miz signals for the skull-crushing finale. Evan gets up. Miz locks him in, but Evan flips forward and lands Miz on the back of his head! He gets up top and hits the Air-Bourne! 1..2..3! Evan wins!

Evan is celebrating until Charlie Haas comes down to the ring. The US Champ goes to shake Evan's hand... but Miz hits Evan from behind! He puts him in the Skull Crushing Finale and hits it! Haas then picks up Bourne and hits a T-Bone suplex, obviously something he picked up from the Gold Standard. Evan is out cold. Haas then puts him in the Haas of Pain! Evan is tapping!

King: The champ just made the #1 contender tap Michael!

Cole: Yeah... with a little help from the Miz.

Franchise's music hits.

Franchise: Haas, Miz. Since you two look so buddy-buddy down there... how bout we make this interesting. You two are going to be in action tonight as a tag team... against Evan Bourne and the #2 contender for the WWE Title!

Kofi Kingston comes out with a big burst from the crowd.

Franchise: And that's next! But before this, I need Mark Henry and MVP to come to my office immediately! That's all. Enjoy the show folks.

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