The Best of Ochocinco, Volume Two

Chad Ochocinco is undoubtedly the most entertaining athlete to follow on Twitter.

Last week, I posted The Best of Ochocinco, Volume One . It featured his thoughts on Brett Favre's signing with the Minnesota Vikings, urging people to flood Ryan Seacrest's twitter page with requests for an Ocho Show, and even inviting people to his house to play videogames.

If you aren't following OGOchoCinco , you are missing a lot of fun. Here is The Best of Ochocinco, Volume Two.

Do it big Wednesday, take a roll of toilet tissue with you to work = it represents you being the sh*t at whatever you do!! Esteban sleeps zzz

drafting me isn't taking a chance like trying weed and cocaine is, drafting me in fantasy football is called common sense.

Attention: 1st rd. Pick Andre Smith has signed, the new source = Ocho Cinco, not ESPN, thank you, stay tuned for more info.

WAMW = wish a mothafu#% would, dare somebody to try you today without words just by the expression on yo face, good luck, today's word: WAMW

http://twitpic.com/g7iyu - This is my WAMW face!!!!

Today is S.H.I.T. Day = So Happy It's Thursday, enjoy your day from this point on until it's T.G.I.F. Day <-- Pow--Bam, stop it Batman (joker vce)

Attention: the storm is coming, I am no Katrina but I will flood this NFL with 16 weeks of funduction<--new word (fun+production) POW!!!!!

My grandma and moma always said I was there Lil angel, you think that will change after I give the NFL "hell" this year? Wait 4 it<-----POW

I have all my film study formatted so I can watch it on my (eye) phone, to awesome, I always have the DBs in my pocket!!! Literally<---Boom

I don't know about yall but I love my damn twitter

We love your twitter too, Chad. The Best of Ochocinco, Volume Three is coming soon to a blog near you (this one).