WWE Manual 2.0: Greg Bush's Idea of How To Run Raw Episode 3

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WWE Manual 2.0: Greg Bush's Idea of How To Run Raw Episode 3
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Hello my manual peeps. Welcome to another installment of my WWE Manual.

Last week, we saw the introduction of our new GM Shane Douglas AKA the Franchise. He stirred things up by throwing Swagger into the Giant's den. Big Show destroyed Swagger and apparently made a secret deal with The Franchise.

Charlie Haas returned to one-up the US Champion and did so as he made Kofi Kingston tap to the Haas of Pain.

And we saw a new No. 1 contender emerge...Jack Swagger. What will happen this week? Stay tuned to the Monday Night Manual!

 

(Fireworks go off as Cole and King introduce us)

King: Hello everyone. Welcome to Monday Night Raw!!! Tonight we have two huge matches in store. Kofi Kingston puts his title on the line against Charlie Haas.

Cole: That's right, also tonight, John Cena and D-X pair up to take on Legacy and Jack Swagger.

King: And coming up, Mr. McMahon makes a special announcement! But right now, we head back to the Franchise's office.

 

Franchise: (on the phone) Yeah, haha. Yeah man. I can't wait to get the both of you up here. Yeah, this place needs up and comers like yourselves. When? Oh, soon enough, soon enough. (Someone walks in) Oh, I gotta go. Yeah, I'll talk to you next week.

Miz: Shane, we need to talk.

Franchise: That's Mr. Douglas to you.

Miz: Whatever, old man. Anyways, Why does Haas get to be No. 1 contender? I just defeated Evan Bourne last week. One of us should've been the contender, and since I destroyed him, I should be first in line!

Franchise: Well, since you've had your shots over and over again, and since.. let's face it, I just don't like you, I'm not going to grant your wish. But I am a fair man. How about next week you go one-on-one with Evan Bourne again... in a ladder match. This will be a match for the #2 contendership.

Miz: A ladder match? Are you kidding me?

Franchise: Well, if you don't like it, you can take it up with my assistant GM.

Big Show: Is there a problem, little man?

Miz: Uh...no, man...I'm fine. A ladder match? Great idea!

Franchise: I thought so.

 

King: Wow, looks like Miz is in trouble next week Cole, but right now, here comes the boss!

Cole: I need this job King, it's all I have!

Mr McMahon comes out accompanied by The Hart Dynasty and Mike Knox. The crowd boos the Chairman.

McMahon: Ah, the Corporation is back! What can I say, I'm honored. But tonight isn't about that. Tonight, I'm here to announce the KOTR tournament! At Bragging Rights, there will be a Raw v Smackdown v ECW KOTR match final to determine the KOTR. Tonight, we will have three qualifying matches.

Evan Bourne v Chris Masters

Chavo Guerrerro v Santino Marella

The winner of those two will go on to face eachother. Good luck gentlemen. Evan Bourne v Masters begins right now!

 

Evan Bourne vs Chris Masters KOTR Qualifier:

Chris Masters comes out with a smile on his face. He's screaming "King Masters" as the crowd boos him. Evan Bourne comes out next. He gets into the ring and starts off with a few kicks to Master's legs. Masters catches the fourth kick and pulls him in for a clothesline! Master's picks up Bourne and puts him in an abdominal stretch!

Masters has the lock in and Evan can't break. It seems that Evan is having a hard time breathing. Masters lets go and goes for a pin. 1..2..No. Evan kicks out. Masters picks him up and drops him with a hesitation suplex. 1..2..No. Evan still kicks out. Masters throws him against the ropes. Evan hits a running jumping side kick to the jaw of the Masterpiece. 1..2..Masters kicks out.

Evan waits for Masters to get up. He hits a dropkick to theback of the legs. Afterwards, he jumps over Masters, and hits an Evenflow DDT. 1..2.Masters kicks out. Evan goes up top and signals for the Shooting Star Press, but Miz's music comes on! Evan looks around and the Miz is standing by the ring. Evan is screaming at the Miz, but Masters throws him down to the mat and puts him in the Master Lock!

Evan is strugglin as Miz is laughing. Evan fights...but it's no use. He passes out. Master's qualifies!

King: Wow, with a little distraction from the Miz, Masters takes out Evan and qualifies!

 

Beth Phoenix calls out Mickie James:

Beth walks down to the ring with a big smile on her face. She gets into the ring.

Beth: Oh Mickie. Poor little Mickie. I know me becoming the No. 1 contender for the title wasn't in your plans, as we can see on the video (A replay shows Mickie giving a long three-count).

It's fine. I would've done the same thing... wait...Actually, I would've just kicked your ass and let her pin you. But you don't have the guts to make a smart move like that. And that's going to cost...

Mickie James comes out to the ring.

Mickie: Beth... Beth, Beth, Beth. I don't know why your so arrogant. You've been a punching bag for the whole division until last week. You got lucky against Gail. But that's okay. Because once I beat you, she's getting her shot.

Beth: Oh, is she? And when I beat you, neither of you are going to touch my title. Because as we all know, life isn't fair. And it won't be for...

Mickie hits her with a Mick kick! She's laid out! Beth is out cold.

Mickie: You're right, Beth. Life's a bitch, Beth, and so are you.

 

Santino vs Chavo KOTR qualifier:

"Ooh Chavo!!!" Chavo's music hits... but no one comes out... Three minutes go by, and then Chavo flies out to the stage. Santino follows with a lead pipe and a mic.

Santino: No more-a foolin ya-round!

Chavo gets on his knees and begs for forgiveness for what he did to Hornswoggle.

King: What did he do since two weeks ago?

Santino motions toward the titantron. A video comes up of Chavo bludgeoning the little guy with a club. They are by a set of stairs. He then throws Swoggle into a box. He throws tacks into the case. He starts kicking the case over and over again. Then he latches it shut and throws the box over the stairs!

King: GOOD LORD!!!

Santino takes Chavo to the ring. He tosses him inside. Santino drops the pipe and begins to stomp on the warrior. Santino puts Chavo in a boston crab, but Chavo grabs the ropes. Chavo gets up... only to be knocked down! Santino hits a devastating rear lariat! Santino goes up top and signals for a "tadpole splash". He jumps, but Chavo puts his boot up!

Santino hits the ropes. He stumbles over to Chavo, who rolls Santino up. 1..2..Santino kicks out! Chavo signals for the Gory Bomb! He puts Santino in position, but Santino gets out. He hits a bridging German! 1..2..Chavo kicks out. Chavo ducks a clothesline and puts Santino in the Gory Hold! He then drops the Gory Bomb! 1..2..3! Chavo advances! Chavo isn't done though.

He thows Santino outside the ring. He grabs the pipe and tries to hit Santino, but the fomer Intercontinental Champion catches it. He drills Chavo right in the head! They fight all the way up to the entrance stage!

Santino hits Chavo right on the back of the head with the club. Chavo is out cold. Santino then pulls him towards the side of the stage. Santino then DDT's him on the stage. He motions for a chokeslam!

Santino picks Chavo up, but Chavo reverses. He grabs the pipe and hits Santino in the head. He falls over onto the electrical circuits!! Santino's body is flailing!

Cole: Good God! Somebody help Santino! Someone? Anybody?

King: This is horrible!

Chavno pics up the mic.

Chavo: (Gasping for air) Finally, the little bastard and that stupid Italian are done with. What will I do next?

Chavo walks away for a second. He stops, and looks back over the edge. He points up like he's giving Eddie tribute, and then does a Frog Splash!

King: Cut to commercial!! Cut to the Damn Commercial!!!!

 

Commercial

 

Cole: Um... welcome back ladies and gentlemen...

King: Cole, what just happened was disgusting. Chavo Guerrero not only threw Hornswaggle over stairs, but he threw Santino over the edge, and did a Frog Splash into the electrical circuits beside the stage.

Cole: King... It was despicable.

King: Well, since Chavo did... that... we have to have the final qualifier next week. But as they all say, we have to get on with the show... next up is the... Good God. Next up is the US Championship.

 

Kofi Kingston vs. Charlie Haas for US Title:

Charlie comes out first posing for the crowd. Haas is singing is new theme to himself while going down the ramp. Kofi comes out next. He's showing enthusiasm and the crowd loves the man.

Kofi stops at the ramp and stares at Haas. He runs into the ring and throws the title at Haas's face. Haas catches it, but Kofi hits a Trouble in Paradise! Haas falls outside the ring.

King: What a way to get the match started.

Kofi is jumping in the ring. He runs off the ropes and jumps over to hit a Kingston Pounce, but Haas hits a powerful clothesline on Kofi. Kofi's head hits the side of the ring. Haas looks around the arena with a smile. He then picks up Kofi and throws him into the ring.

Haas picks up the champ. He hits a suplex, followed by a pin attempt. 1..2.. no. Has stands up. He gets up top. Kofi stumbles back to his feet and Haas hits a spinning elbow right on the jaw of Kofi Kingston.

He picks him up and puts him in the corner. Haas goes to the other side. He runs and jumps at Kingston, but he rolls out of the way.

Kofi hits an STO! A desperation move made by the champion. The ref begins a count. 1..2..3..4..5..6..Kofi gets back up. Haas is on the ropes, and Kofi hits a bullet shoulder thrust straight into Haas's gut.

Haas stumbles over. Kofi gets Haas in the middle of the ring. He signals for the Leg drop. He almost hits it, but as he taunts, Haas gets up and hits a Double Underhook suplex! 1..2..no. Kofi has the ropes. Haas is looking angry. Kofi gets back up, but Haas hits a standing dropkick on Kofi.

Haas picks up Kofi again. He sets up for a neckbreaker, but Kofi reverses into an SOS. 1..2..no. Kofi hits the leg drop and is feeling the momentum! He sets up for another TIP! Before he can, Miz's music comes on. The ref looks at the ramp. Kofi turns around, and Miz hits Kofi with a Singapore Cane! Kofi is out cold. Haas puts Kofi in the Haas of Pain! Kofi taps! Kofi taps! Haas is the new US Champion!

King: What the Hell?

Cole: Miz just cost Kofi the title!

All of the sudden, the Franchise's music hits.

Franchise: Miz! That was your last shot! You're done! You will never get another US Title shot as long as I live! Hell...By next week you might not even work here!

Ladies and Gentlemen, your New #1 contender for the US Title! EVAN BOURNE!

Kofi looks surprised.

Franchise: Kofi, don't worry. Come back to my office and we'll talk about next week.

 

Commercial

 

King: Well, it's been a wild night. Let's head to the Franchise's office one more time before the main event.

Franchise: That sound good Kofi? Good, I'm glad. What happened tonight was horrible, but I think it was the best thing that could ever happen to you. (Someone knocks on the door.) Oh, on your way out, can you let them in? Thank you.

Mark Henry and MVP come in.

Franchise: Henry, MVP, what I'm glad you decided to stop by.

MVP: Sure, Mr. Douglas. What you need man?

Franchise: Next week, you two will be in a match against Legacy and another tag team. Whoever wins... well let's just say that gold is in the future.

Mark Henry: Oh, dats what I'm talkin' bout!

 

John Cena and D-X vs Legacy and Swagger

Legacy is already in the ring. Orton is commentating. Swagger makes his way down the ramp. Swagger has a huge grin on his face.

HHH: I don't know what you're smiling about, Swagger. We still have a few more surprises for all of you.

Orton: What the Hell is he talking about?

King: I have no idea. But I can't wait.

Orton: Shut up old man!

HHH: Are you ready for this?

The lights go out. A huge green X is glowing on the ring mat. Legacy and Swagger are looking around. D-X and Cena come through the mat! Cena throws Swagger into the corner. Cena pounds Swagger over and over.

Shawn hits Sweet Chin Music on Ted and HHH hits a Double-A spine buster on Cody. They get tossed into the middle of the ring. Cena F-U's Swagger onto the two men.

Orton: What the Hell! I can't stand for this!

Cena puts Swagger in the STFU, Shawn puts DiBiase in the Heartbreak Figure 4. HHH puts Rhodes into the Crippler Crossface!

Orton: This is enough!!

They all begin to tap! Orton runs in with a chair. He hits all three men. Shawn gets up first, but Orton hits him with a chair and he falls into one of the holes in the ring! HHH gets up next, but Orton hits an RKO on Hunter right through the chair!

Cena gets up. Orton goes for another RKO, but Cena gets out the way. He hits a Polish Hammer into the taped ribs of Orton. Orton falls over. Cena throws him out of the ring. He goes to cheer with the crowd, but Swagger hits him from behind!

Swager stomps out Cena. He brings him to the corner and pounds on Cena. Swagger then puts him up top. Swagger goes up to. Swagger looks around, then hits the Swagger Bomb right onto the ring floor!

King: That was a top rope Swagger Bomb!!

Swagger grabs the WWE title and holds it up as the show goes off.

 

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