WWE Manual 2.0: Greg Bush's Idea of How To Run Raw

Correspondent Written on October 17, 2009

LAS VEGAS - AUGUST 24: (L-R) Wrestler Triple H, World Wrestling Entertainment Inc. Chairman Vince McMahon, and wrestlers John Cena and Shawn Michaels pose in the ring during the WWE Monday Night Raw show at the Thomas & Mack Center August 24, 2009 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

(Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

WWE Manual 2.0: Greg Bush’s Idea of How To Run Raw Episode 2

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome back to the Manual. Last night at Hell in a Cell we saw Kofi Kingston retain against Jack Swagger, only to be attacked and tortured by some masked man. Who is he?

And what about Randy Orton? He couldn't even walk after the match. Is he in good enough condition to take back what's his?

(By the way, we're finally getting a permanent GM, because the celebrity crap is annoying.)

To see ECW, go to Juan's profile.

To see Smackdown, go to Anonymous Guy

(Fireworks go off)

King: Hello kiddies! Welcome to the greatest wrestling show of all time, RAW!

Cole: And there's a reason why we're so great King. Last night John Cena faced off against Randy Orton in an extreme Hell in a Cell match. After almost an hour of brawling, Legacy and D-X got involved and John Cena hit a cutter on Randy Orton through the top of the cage through two tables to retain the title!

King: Not only was it an amazing reversal to the RKO, but it was a devastating move that caused Randy Orton to be taken out by a stretcher.

Cole: Later tonight we'll hear from the former WWE champion on his condition, but right now let's go to the ring.

Lillian Garcia introduces New PERMANENT GM

LG: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome your new General Manager of Raw... Shane Douglas!!

Shane Douglas walks down the stage in a suit and takes the mic from Lillian.

The Franchise: Hello everyone, first of all I want to thank Lillian for the introduction. But one thing Lil, can you make it... "The Franchise" Shane Douglas? Thanks honey.

(Lillian looks angry but smiles)

Franchise: So, I was talking to Mr. McMahon today, and he said that the younger crowd might not know me, who I am, what I've accomplished, etcetera etcetera. So instead of me explaining this, I'm going to show a video of me in a certain wrestling promotion a few years ago where I explain me...and a dear friend of mine. RIP Candido

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBqqfUlzpvw

The crowd starts to cheer for him.

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