The Best of Chad Ochocinco on Twitter, Volume One [Humor]

Chad Ochocinco has always treated football games as an event and taken pride in entertaining the fans. Whether it be trash-talking with defensive backs or celebrating after a touchdown, there is never a dull moment with the receiver formerly known as Chad Johnson.

With Twitter, Ochocinco has taken it all to a new level. Whether you are looking for inside information about the Cincinnati Bengals, relationship advice, jokes or some new vernacular to try out on your friends, OGOchoCinco is your man.

Here are some of his best.

DMNDS= don't make no damn sense, when something is awesome you label it dmnds, Halle Berry = dmnds yall get it, now use it in a sentence

360 people, I am offering free a$$whoopings for madden players

Everybody tweet Ryan Seacrest to give Esteban a show, flood his page, Ocho show called Oh No He Didnt!!!

I met the champ, I need to kiss da baby, I met a legend, Ali Ali Ali, roar = crowd going wild, down goes Frazier

Holy shhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Favre came back? Minnesota can kiss da baby, they going to the playoffs!!!

You think Brett will put me in one of those Wrangler Jeans commercials, straight up, year supply of Wranglers for Esteban, awesome

Everybody says that myself or TO is all about attention yall get a Child Please, matter of fact I'm retiring after this year and coming back

I can't find a damn McDonalds for breakfast, beautiful place without the arch is like having a di#% with no balls!!!!!! WTF!!!

damn damn right, that's what's up with the what's up

I am dead serious, madden gamers in Cincy can yall come over and play me in madden, beating strangers in madden is quick way 2 kill time!

Volume Two is coming soon.  Stay tuned.